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The funniest things are usually inside joke amongst friends.
For instance, me and friends were hanging out, we were making 'your mum' jokes all night, most of them terrible.
Anyway, for some reason, I stated 'Gladiator! Ready!', and my friend, just out of the blue said, '[insert friend name here]'s mum! Readyyyyyy!'
Not that funny when you read it, but at the time, we almost passed out from laughing.
For instance, me and friends were hanging out, we were making 'your mum' jokes all night, most of them terrible.
Anyway, for some reason, I stated 'Gladiator! Ready!', and my friend, just out of the blue said, '[insert friend name here]'s mum! Readyyyyyy!'
Not that funny when you read it, but at the time, we almost passed out from laughing.
Hmm... I can't think of the funniest thing, but I can think of something that makes me chuckle every time I remember it. I was at work, doing nothing at all. I had the door open for a few reasons, the main one being I'm a coward who was stuck in a very large, dark room by myself as I watched the place. So I was sitting there... browsing the web, playing games, etc for hours. Suddenly, I hear footsteps next to me out of nowhere, and I freak out. I turned to see what it was. When I did, I found that a dog had wandered in, scaring the hell out of me. I scared it too though. It ran off... and I could still see it because we were in a large, empty lot.
Heh, reminds me of a time I was hanging out with friends playing poker. We were playing a new round, and one of them pointed out I was the dealer as I wasn't paying attention. Without thinking and without waiting even a second, I responded with "You're mom's a whore." We were all laughing for a good five minutes after that. What I said wasn't that funny, but the way I said it and how naturally it worked just made it hilarious.Daystar Clarion said:
It's not the funniest but on the way to my old school the quickest way was up a hill.
And every winter a corner would get frozen over. You could stand there for about 10 minutes and see so many student bikers fall off and land on their faces.
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I have a sadistic sense of humor.
And every winter a corner would get frozen over. You could stand there for about 10 minutes and see so many student bikers fall off and land on their faces.
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I have a sadistic sense of humor.
Back when I had appendicitis, I was in the hospital for about a week, and while there I watched Ace Ventura: Pet Detective for the first time. Since I was pretty much in constant pain, and I'm one of those wierdos who for some reason laughs when I'm in certain types of achy pains (not because I enjoy it, it's just how I react to the pain), whenever a part of the film made me laugh, it made the pain flare up, which made me laugh even more.
I was constantly laughing throughout the entire film.
It wasn't the funniest thing, but it's the most memorable because it also hurt so much.
I was constantly laughing throughout the entire film.
It wasn't the funniest thing, but it's the most memorable because it also hurt so much.
Aww man, tell me about it. I was laid up in hospital for a week after my too. I have never been so scared to sneeze in my life.ScoopMeister said:
Me and a mate were impersonating Cheech and Chong (with what they smoked, not how they acted) and he was telling me how nervous he was about asking a girl out.
Me, being the "we'll help you in every possible way!" guy I am, I tried to convince him that the best approach would be to walk up to her, nice and casually and say "You fancy a trip to the chippy or news agents?"
Neither of us have ever laughed so hard in our lives since then.
Me, being the "we'll help you in every possible way!" guy I am, I tried to convince him that the best approach would be to walk up to her, nice and casually and say "You fancy a trip to the chippy or news agents?"
Neither of us have ever laughed so hard in our lives since then.