Funny School Moments

[SirDeadly]

Today all of the school aged children in South Australia went back to school. Having finished last year I started reminiscing about my time at school and thought of some really funny moments.

During one of my biology classes last year one of my friends was craving McDonalds (they had a $1 cheeseburger deal between 12:00 and 1:00). He got out of his seat, walked to the door and left. For the following fifteen minutes me and the two other guys at our table were pissing ourselves laughing whilst having a decent conversation with our teacher (he was a good teacher and we had some really weird conversations). So my friend comes back in the class acting as if nothing had happened. My teacher never suspected a thing. What makes it even funnier is that he went all that way during class, risking detention and a Saturday school for skipping class to get one cheeseburger....

What was the funniest thing you have seen or done during the years of your schooling?

 

[aPod]

Participated in a school dance festival.

Wearing nothing but a loincloth, extremely pale, front of whole school.

I've heard of the term "social suicide" before and that's basically what I committed. Or at least I would have if I wasn't a total bad ass and made every girl in the school stare at my pale white ass. HAHAHA!

I'm not a bad ass.

 

[Fatboy_41]

Zipties...

You can have hours of fun with zipties...

 

[yRar_972]

While going to the school hall for assembly, my nose had a strange decision to start bleeding. So here I am, around people with a blood nose. At first it felt like water then as I swiped it away and realised it was blood, more came out. What did I do? Wipe it all over my face and limb to the office and groaning like a zombie. Boy that was fun, the best part was the reactions of the office staff and the passing principal.

 

[SirDeadly]

While going to the school hall for assembly, my nose had a strange decision to start bleeding. So here I am, around people with a blood nose. At first it felt like water then as I swiped it away and realised it was blood, more came out. What did I do? Wipe it all over my face and limb to the office and groaning like a zombie. Boy that was fun, the best part was the reactions of the office staff and the passing principal.

That's a good way to freak the principal out.


The Escapist needs a like button... Curse you Facebook!

 

[Kae]

Oh well during recess I used to study in my classroom and there was this...
Wait that story may be considered inappropriate and offensive by some people, let me think of another one...

Well there was this time we had this homework of what we wanted to be when we grew up, this was when I was 15, and I said that I wanted to be a geneticist and zoologist so I could revive the dinosaurs because they are awesome, but imagine an entire exposition about that with facts gotten straight from Jurassic Park and comics, of course the funny thing was that I was dead serious, though to fully appreciate it you would have to have been there, you see I'm the most dry and monotone person you can imagine but also at the time I was so tiny that even though I was 15 everybody thought I was 10 so I guess that kinda made it funnier...
I'm not good at telling stories.