Funny school shenanigans?

[lRookiel]

Hello everyone, I'm curious as to what devious activities you all got up to in school/college/university, please could you share me some stories? :3

I bring this up because I was just reminiscing about my school days and a certain memory came up. It was year 4 in primary school, I went to a catholic primary school but I still managed to be quite the little shite. Anyway, a lad called Ryan was sitting down on his table, during a lesson where we had access to scissors, glue etc >. so me being a little monster, I grabbed my pair of scissors, walked up to him and cut nearly all of the hair on the left side of his head off with no hesitation.

I was sent to the headteacher, parents were called in and I was punished, I think it was still worth it since the kids hair was lop sided for about 2/3 weeks afterwards until he finally got it cut back to a proper shape again. I was actually one of the quiet kids for most of my school days and even got bullied a bit. I still am quiet to be honest so I can't explain why I did it, It was just one of "those moments".

Share me some shenanigans people!

 

[vacerious]

One time, my friends and I managed to steal a cow from a local dairy and led it upstairs to the second floor. It took a crane for them to get it out.

 

[SckizoBoy]

OK, you want interesting? I went to a private school so most people there were filthy rich, so bear this in mind when I say that one of the kids managed to hijack one of his parents' company's cranes, proceeded to lift one of the heads of department's car and put it on top of the smaller of the school's two concert halls. And this was pretty difficult considering it has a domed roof...

 

[Rawne1980]

I honestly can't remember.

It's been nearly 17 years since I last stuck a foot inside my old school and can barely remember anything from then.

 

[bobmus]

When I was in Prep School (around 10 at this stage) we had our annual sports day. I was standing near our portly and friendly Design & Technology teacher, who I got on with rather well. As he was going to sit in one of the plastic sports chairs, I pulled it back, so that he missed and sat on the grass. He was pretty pissed, but as I was the 'can do no wrong' child of the school, I still never got a Minus for it!
Zero minus record, booyah!

And yes, I was privately educated, how could you tell?!

 

[lRookiel]

One time, my friends and I managed to steal a cow from a local dairy and led it upstairs to the second floor. It took a crane for them to get it out.

OK, you want interesting? I went to a private school so most people there were filthy rich, so bear this in mind when I say that one of the kids managed to hijack one of his parents' company's cranes, proceeded to lift one of the heads of department's car and put it on top of the smaller of the school's two concert halls. And this was pretty difficult considering it has a domed roof...

That's more like it!

2 cranes in 2 posts, that's impressive ^^

 

[Total LOLige]

I've posted this before in another thread so I'll just paste a quote. My art class had to do a sculpture and I decided to see how far I could push my hilarious creativity. I was shit at art so I just messed around.

The class had to make a headdress with an underwater theme, everyone else in the class was making jellyfish hats and shit. I made a piece of "art" in the style of those arrow through the head things from joke shops, instead of an arrow it was a harpoon. On top of the headdress I made a whale, the whale had a speech bubble that said "Right in the blow hole" I was going for a subtle sexual innuendo. My art "teacher" picked up on this and said that some people might find it offensive so I had to remove the speech bubble. He didn't say that a whale headdress with a harpoon was inappropriate, he should have found that offensive.

 

[Tuesday Night Fever]

Alright... so let's see. Here's a couple from way back in my high school days.

My high school required us all to take an SAT prep-class. It was a total joke. I got lucky enough to be in the same class as three of my closest friends. At first we took the course seriously, but after a few weeks it became apparent that the class was a complete waste of time and the teacher really didn't give much of a fuck. So we started trying to mess with him. Every time he turned his back to write something on the blackboard, the four of us would quietly get up and rotate to different desks and act like absolutely nothing had happened so that we'd be in different positions every time he looked over to us. Eventually we got other people in on it too.

Then there was a science class that I had, again with a few of my close friends, where we tried to mess with the teacher (this time because she was a complete and total *****). Some days we'd coordinate with other students to VERY slowly slide all of the tables in toward the center of the room to create one huge table by the end of class. Sometimes one of us would quietly sneak up to her desk and take stuff off of it every time she turned to write something on the board, then hide it somewhere else in the classroom. She also had a really bad habit of getting completely off-topic in her discussions, so we made a game out of it. We had that class right after lunch, so during lunch we'd come up with a list of completely random things or subjects, each with a point value, and we'd try to derail the class discussion toward one of those things in order to score points.

My school had a pathetically easy computer-science department, so during my senior year some friends and I crafted our class schedules in such a way that we'd have a three-hour block of computer science courses at the end of every other day. We'd get all of the work done for both classes within the first twenty minutes or so, then we'd play Quake III multiplayer for the rest of our time. The school had a shared network folder for each student, so we actually managed to spread Quake III around the entire school, and at once point had a dozen or so people playing with each other simultaneously from three or four different classes.

I took a senior English class were some friends and I agreed early in the semester that we'd make a horribly bad movie to accompany every single paper or project that was assigned, for no reason other than to get a few laughs and eat up class time.

I took a journalism class one semester in which the teacher, who was a new hire at the school, wasn't even qualified to teach the subject (he was learning it as we were). We pestered him constantly that we should watch the episode of Family Guy where Meg takes the responsibility of writing for the school newspaper... and finally he caved in and let us bring in the DVD. Someone also brought in a Boston Cream Pie that day for some reason. So from that day forward, every time we had that class as the last period on a Friday, we'd watch an episode of Family Guy and eat Boston Cream Pie.

My high school was actually pretty crappy.

 

[hazabaza1]

One time, my friends and I managed to steal a cow from a local dairy and led it upstairs to the second floor. It took a crane for them to get it out.

What.

OT: I never did anything too bad, but one of my friends ended up finding a teachers unoccupied mobile phone. Turns out she'd been sexting.
That picture got around the school pretty quickly.

 

[Scarim Coral]

The only thing that's remotely funny is this one-

Every four years in High School we have a photo of the entire school pupils (not sure if every High School in the UK does this). I don't mean one class, I mean everysingle one of us who were there during that year (it pretty much happen once in our high school year).

Anyway it turn out one of my classmates (he's the type who get into trouble anyway) had given the middle finger in that photo. It kind of funny as it sort of become a where Wally/ Waldo sort of thing among the pupils (we knew where he was but others did not).

It took a while for the Head Teacher to find out and he was suspended for that. Last time I've check they still kept the photo (not sure if they just photo edit it out).

 

[Launcelot111]

Some seniors in high school took the license plates off of every single school bus one morning, and they hid them in a dumpster for safe keeping. Apparently, that day was also trash day, so the school was suddenly out 20 busses. The guys who did it got off lucky in that they were only granted the privileges of sophomores and forced to report for manual labor every Saturday for the rest of the year