seems nowadays here on the escapist we cant go 5 seconds without getting a i hate/love/dont get halo/cod/wow or a whats your favourite gun/character/cosplay/brand of condoms so to get rid of all the hate i wanted to make a thread where people just post a joke a funny picture a video whatever and just laugh at some stuff instead of facepalming at probable fanboys and elitists.
im going to start with a terrible joke or two.
What do you call a monkey on fire?
nothing why the hell are you calling a monkey names when hes on fire help him out you sadistic nonce.
if i have 14 pounds and little jimmey has 43 pounds who has more?
Me because im a motherfrucking inquisitor hell give me the moneys or ill shout heresy (40k joke thar)
and a amusing anectdote
One day whilst at Games Workshop i was in the middle of what can only be effectively described as epic fucking siege of balls to the wall awesomeness.
my marines were laying heavy fire on advancing ork flanks as my black templar team mate was making sure the chaotic traitors of the emperors children became bereft of ribs and faces and brains and penises etc.
as they roll out the stompas i manage to move up two mark 3 land raiders lascannons blazing and my dreadnaught laying down the smackdown via multi melta pimp slappings, whilst at the most tense moment of the siege as orks poured in through the ruins and whirlwhinds blew apart their advancesand heavy bolter and flamer brought them deaths (i mean it was so epic you instantly heard either the starship troopers theme or the vocal song on gow 2 when that guy gives a speech and at the end) my phone rings in the middle of our shooting phase no least so without hesitation i flip up my phone and shout (it was my gf if you want to know)" GOOD GOD WOMAN IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A BLOODY SIEGE !!!" i mean like a super enmphasis on the siege and all she says in reply was " oh alright then i know how much you love your sieges dont forget to get me that heroes dvd"
anyways your guys turn make some funnys or show some whatever i wouldve added a video of something random but i have no idea how
.
im going to start with a terrible joke or two.
What do you call a monkey on fire?
nothing why the hell are you calling a monkey names when hes on fire help him out you sadistic nonce.
if i have 14 pounds and little jimmey has 43 pounds who has more?
Me because im a motherfrucking inquisitor hell give me the moneys or ill shout heresy (40k joke thar)
and a amusing anectdote
One day whilst at Games Workshop i was in the middle of what can only be effectively described as epic fucking siege of balls to the wall awesomeness.
my marines were laying heavy fire on advancing ork flanks as my black templar team mate was making sure the chaotic traitors of the emperors children became bereft of ribs and faces and brains and penises etc.
as they roll out the stompas i manage to move up two mark 3 land raiders lascannons blazing and my dreadnaught laying down the smackdown via multi melta pimp slappings, whilst at the most tense moment of the siege as orks poured in through the ruins and whirlwhinds blew apart their advancesand heavy bolter and flamer brought them deaths (i mean it was so epic you instantly heard either the starship troopers theme or the vocal song on gow 2 when that guy gives a speech and at the end) my phone rings in the middle of our shooting phase no least so without hesitation i flip up my phone and shout (it was my gf if you want to know)" GOOD GOD WOMAN IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A BLOODY SIEGE !!!" i mean like a super enmphasis on the siege and all she says in reply was " oh alright then i know how much you love your sieges dont forget to get me that heroes dvd"
anyways your guys turn make some funnys or show some whatever i wouldve added a video of something random but i have no idea how
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