Gabe Newell Was Second Place in Victoria's Secret Contest

[megapenguinx]

Aw Gabe, better luck next time.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Damn it, Victoria Secrets! He was probably sexier than all the other slutty models they use to advertise...

Probably had bigger boobs, too :V

Yeah, that's true. But I mean, they get those tooth-pick sized models, who wear a fuck load of eyeliner and make up, and they are god damn pale. That shit makes me sick. Also, is it wrong if I want to see Gabe Newell in Victoria Secrets products? xD

I'd rather see John Goodman in a mankini:

Spoiler

 

[TsunamiWombat]

This was just kind of nasty. I know that's what 4chan does and all, but really, guys? Really? This is what you spend your spare time doing? When you could be pooling your collective brainpower to something more useful, like a cure to swine flu?

It's my theory they CAUSED swine flu. And split the Beatles.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

That's Sacha Baron Cohen, right?

That it is. Always pushing the envelope, that sacha.

 

[hansari]

Though Newell's page (and presumably moot's as well) still exist and have not had their vote totals wiped, the contest runners presumably caught onto the shenanigans, deemed Newell (who was clearly not wearing a bra at all, much less a Victoria's Secret design) ineligible, and removed him from the active entries.

So had Newell worn a bra, Victoria Secret would be flying him to NewYork right now?

I say Gabe should launch a lawsuit. Your body is beautiful!!!

 

[Xvito]

We should start a boycott against Victoria's Secret! Who's with me?!

 

[GonzoGamer]

Well, at least he has his self-esteem.

And his big big titties.

 

[Cliff_m85]

It's nice to know he's taking a good humourous break from not working on Half Life 2: episode 3. All that none-work must be tiring.

 

[The Rockerfly]

We should start a boycott against Victoria's Secret! Who's with me?!

I'm with you, lets burn where ever they are based to the ground

 

[Fudgo]

Gabe really never ceases to amaze me (not in that way, of course).

 

[Ghost8585]

*Shudders* I'm sure if he won he'd ***** that bras' would be too hard to make for the PS3, even though that wouldn't make sense even to himself.

 

[Xvito]

We should start a boycott against Victoria's Secret! Who's with me?!

I'm with you, lets burn where ever they are based to the ground

You heard the man! Grab a pitchfork and a torch everyone!

 

[dark_taint92]

the thing is my friend sent me a link to vote for gabe and i did hoping that he would win victoria secrets is being sexist for what there doing

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Ohhhhhh when I first read the title I thought it was a pie eating contest, but then I read it again and saw that it said second place.

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

lol, i voted for moot