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Ironboot

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Sometimes, when I'm bored, I use this site [http://wordsmith.org/anagram/] to entertain myself by typing in random stuff. After spending way too much time on there this evening (while laughing my brains out), I figured I'd share some of my hilarious findings with you... And let you do the same! You might even find some kind of hidden message within a game's name.

Personally, I discovered this - Prince of Persia's original title was "Pacifier Person"! Pacifier, in this case, means "a person who brings peace to (a place or situation), by ending war, fighting, violence, anger or agitation". The games' protagonist was a newly educated and friendly gardener that the player had to guide through his exciting adventures.

Pacifier Person: Defiant Moss portrays the Pacifier Person's first job as a gardener. A rich man hires him to take care of his garden, where the moss has gone crazy! Suddenly, the Pacifier finds himself trapped inside the man's gigantic garden while the moss grows stronger by the second. Using a combination of his gardening tools and his knowledge, the Pacifier Person battles the overly defiant moss.

In Pacifier Person: I Writ Worn Hair, the Pacifier Person has grown tired of gardening. He realised that the profession was too risky after defeating the Moss Boss and escaping the garden. After further education, he is ready to start his new job... as a barber! He settles down in a small town with a hair salon, thinking that he has finally found peace. During a late night clean-up in the salon, the hair suddenly attacks him. This game introduces a vast array of new weapons, including scissors, trimmers and hair dryers!

In the final game in the trilogy, Pacifier Person: Sweet Thorn, Tho!, the Pacifier Person rediscovers his roots (pun intended). When he sees a particularly beautiful and thorny plant, he takes it home and treats it with love. Overnight, the thorns grow bigger and the plant starts to chase the Pacifier Person around the house. This time, he does not have access to any gardening tools and must use objects in his house to defeat the abomination.

... Okay, I think I let my fantasy run wild. Here's a random list of funny anagrams for you!

Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction - Chattel and Crank: Incrusted Footstool
Dead Space - Escaped Ad
Age of Empires - Foresee A Gimp
Condemned 2: Bloodshot - Combed Noddle 2: Oh, Snot!
Brütal Legend - Dental Burgle, Danger Bullet

It's your turn now. Post some game anagrams and laugh. For extra entertainment value, describe the game's story and gameplay elements like I did!
 

Beltom

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God of War - Woad Frog: A scottish frog covered in the woad markings of his ancestors sets out on an epic quest to gain revenge on a rival clan that murdered his friends, his family, and his tadpoles.
Mirror's Edge - Dermis Rodger: A bacteria named Rodger must navigate the treacherous environment of the human skin in order to reach his brethren at the infection point.

This is a great website! I'll be back with more.
 

Baby Eater

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Elder Scrolls : Oblivion=Crossbreed Violin Lol

The epic tale of a half-breed musician who secretly wishes to be a comedian (To make others lol)
 

AvsJoe

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This is fun!

GTA: San Andreas has some good ones, like "Arenas And Tags", "Darn Satan Ages", and my personal favourite: "A Gas Nerd Santa"
Vandal Hearts gives me "Naval Trash Ed.", "Larva Has Dent", and "Veal and Trash"
Disgaea: Hour of Darkness has over 40,000 returns, but this one sticks out: "So a Safeguarded Honk, Sir?"
Ogre Battle reveals "Bottle Rage" and "Otter Be Gal".
Castlevania can produce the words Satan and Anal. The jokes write themselves. It can also spell "Natal is Cave" and "Natal as Vice". Hmm...
Jak and Daxter only has 27 anagrams; each including either "ax" or "tax". Apparently "Rex" isn't a word.

Like I said, this is fun!
 

Luke5515

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Halo- Lo ha. Hawaii. that's all.
Bioshock- Hobo sick. Treat Ill vagabonds in this new trauma team spin off
Banjo Tooie- a Oboe joint. In this add on to rockband, rock out with the greatest oboe hits of all time
Left 4 dead- Dead 4 felt. Murder innocents to obtain this soft, fabric.
 

Quaxar

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Knights of the Old Republic - Bedecking Filths Hurt Polo
I guess it really does...

The Force Unleashed - A Henceforth Eludes
Hey, the anagram spoilered the ending!
 

squid5580

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Alan Wake spit out weak anal which explains why I went through so many pairs of pants while playing it
 

Ghost

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'Counter Strike' = 'Scout Tinkerer'. Must be something to do with the upcoming engineer update.
 

Harlemura

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Team Fortress: Formats Reset
I think that made me smile because I imagined everyone's computer with Team Fortress on it being reset of everything.
And a lot of people have Team Fortress.

Mwahahahaha.
 

unoleian

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Final Fantasy XIII: Affix Inanity Sail.
Er, appropriate.

Just Cause: Ass Cue Jut.
No comment. Just....no comment.

King's Quest VII: Quiets Vikings.
A Norse murder game.