Game Character Facts

[GreatVladmir]

Now, I couldn't find it in the search, so I'm guessing it's never been done before, or its so dead that I'd be hunted for necromancy when this gets posted (most likely the latter) but hey hoo.

Now, we all know of Chuck Norris facts, and we all know them to be total bull (I'm calling you out, Norris!),that asside, have you ever made up facts about a favorite videogame character in the same style e.g.

There is no law of physics, only a list of objects Gordon Freeman can't bend to his will yet.

You know, stuff like that, post away or flame till it dies.

 

[Proteus214]

In various old school JRPGs when other party members appear to be emerging from the main character on the world map/towns/whatever, this is because all secondary party members hide in a magic pocket that the lead character has on their jacket.

 

[Kollega]

Well, i've made up facts about Lombaxes. The protagonist of Ratchet & Clank is of that species, so it sort of counts. Top picks:

* "To be or not to be" is not a valid question if you happen to anger a Lombax.
* When Lombaxes are around, there is no recurring villains - only those who were spared.
* For most species,nuclear war is catastrophic. For Lombaxes it's an opportunity to get tanned.
* Did you ever wonder why Lombaxes have such big feet? That's because their feet naturally evolved for butt-kicking.
* Lombaxes don't have action movies - only documentaries.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Bullets don't kill mothafuckas anymore Gat, so go back to whatever fucking tube of artifical ridiculousness you climbed out from.

Oh, you mean, like Chuck Norris jokes?
Well then.
IT'S A BIG, STUPID JELLYFISH!

 

[jibjab963]

Pokemon do die. Also some of them are really creepy. If I remember right one of them wears the bones of its mother that dies giveing birth to that pokemon.

 

[mip0]

Well, i've made up facts about Lombaxes. The protagonist of Ratchet & Clank is of that species, so it sort of counts. Top picks:

* "To be or not to be" is not a valid question if you happen to anger a Lombax.
* When Lombaxes are around, there is no recurring villains - only those who were spared.
* For most species,nuclear war is catastrophic. For Lombaxes it's an opportunity to get tanned.
* If you so much as imply that a Lombax is compensating for something with his BFG, he will beat you to death with the part of his anatomy he is supposedly compensating for.
* Lombaxes don't have action movies - only documentaries.

^^ I'm gonna save this one, gj.

Sorry but I haven't made up any facts like that myself. Hopefully I'll come up with some and include them in an edit.

 

[GreatVladmir]

Well, i've made up facts about Lombaxes. The protagonist of Ratchet & Clank is of that species, so it sort of counts. Top picks:
* Lombaxes don't have action movies - only documentaries.

XD LOL!!!!!! that last one got me big style man.

Ok, time for some Sheperd facts (not that commander n00b, I'm on about the real deal, Adrian Sheperd)

If Sheperd shoots at you and misses, he is killing someone/thing else 25miles behind you.

The G-man had to imprission Sheperd on Xen, a prison on earth would have just been to easy to breakout off.

Chuck Norris though he was bad-ass when he made Walker: Texas Ranger, he then played Half-Life Opposing Force, now he cries himself to sleep everynight.

The UNSC made the SPARTAN programme after Sheperd refused to fight more aliens, experts say a SPARTAN-II is 1/1,000,000th Sheperd, just imagine the real deal.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Pokemon do die. Also some of them are really creepy. If I remember right one of them wears the bones of its mother that dies giveing birth to that pokemon.

Look it up please.
OT: So if I understood the OP correctly, we can just say whatever we want so...Skorge from Gears 2 must be taking some pretty good steroids in order to jump that high but not show any physical side-effects i.e. overly built legs. His temper gives it away though.

 

[Hazy]

Saint Urbain isn't trapped by that black phantom in world 4-2, he's just plotting the most hardcore way to kill his ass.

[HEADING=2]UMBASA![/HEADING]​

 

[namewon'tfitin]

Louis feels like Gordin Freeman ... wait what ?
Sephiroth is also a over gloriffied douche whit a horde of fanboys folowing him everywhere

 

[jibjab963]

Pokemon do die. Also some of them are really creepy. If I remember right one of them wears the bones of its mother that dies giveing birth to that pokemon.

Look it up please.
OT: So if I understood the OP correctly, we can just say whatever we want so...Skorge from Gears 2 must be taking some pretty good steroids in order to jump that high but not show any physical side-effects i.e. overly built legs. His temper gives it away though.

The Pokemon's name is Cubone.

 

[Lambi]

Gordon Freeman is silent because if he ever spoke, his voice could make all females in earshot of him orgasm.

 

[razormint21]

Solid Snake does not need performance enhancing drugs, he's got nanomachines for that.

DAMN THOSE NANOMACHINES!!! THE ULTIMATE PLOTHOLE FILLER!!!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Anthony Carmine never died in the first Gears of War game, simply because when the bullet shot him, it simply shot the ketchup bottle holding Carmine's helmet up. He does this because he has no actual face therfore the Sniper's bullet never hit him! DUN-DUN-DUN!

 

[Urgh76]

Master Chief isn't gay, but his boyfriend is....

i had to