Game characters you have always wanted to kill.

[crudus]

Kaiden Alenko from both Mass Effects. Luckily I got to in the first game.

Miranda

Why her? I thought she was a good character. She was also hot, so she had tat going for her.

 

[camokkid]

Kaiden Alenko from both Mass Effects. Luckily I got to in the first game.

Miranda

Why her? I thought she was a good character. She was also hot, so she had tat going for her.

How many times do I have to tell you people, SHE TRIED TO PUT A CONTROL CHIP IN MY BRAIN!

Unless she is going to use it for really kinky purposes, she can eat brick of frozen acid for all I care.

 

[cthulhumythos]

jack from mass effect 2.


i want to punch her in the face SO MUCH.

 

[warm slurm]

Ashley from ME1/ME2--oh wait, I did! Racist ****.

 

[Athol]

Mayor MacCready from Fallout 3 'nuff said.

 

[crudus]

How many times do I have to tell you people, SHE TRIED TO PUT A CONTROL CHIP IN MY BRAIN!

Unless she is going to use it for really kinky purposes, she can eat brick of frozen acid for all I care.

Ok, maybe I missed something in my 3 play-throughs of that game but I don't remember that happening.

Ashley from ME1/ME2--oh wait, I did! Racist ****.

You say it like it is such a bad thing.

 

[warm slurm]

You say it like it is such a bad thing.

She hates Wrex. Wrex is awesome.

 

[Stephanos132]

Morrigan from Dragon Age. Seriously, I haven't been playing the game long at all and I already want to smash her in the face with a bag of broken glass and nails.

 

[Leole]

Morrigan from Dragon Age. Seriously, I haven't been playing the game long at all and I already want to smash her in the face with a bag of broken glass and nails.

Wait until you nail her (If you ever get romantic with her), then she's just like "Sex? Lol, I'm wearing a purity ring"

FUCK.

 

[Wereduck]

Bishop from Neverwinter 2 - I don't think anything would have improved morale at my keep more than if I had gutted him and stick his head on a pike.

...and Udina. I hope they add a grappling mechanic in ME3 so I can strangle that snake bastard.

Agent Ross in Red Dead Redemption is an anomaly - I hated his guts so much that in the end I wanted to spare him out of spite.

 

[Wereduck]

Mayor MacCready from Fallout 3 'nuff said.

+1 to this. Like in Spartacus, MacCready should be forced to fight Princess to the death, with the winner being crucified. Unlike Spartacus though, they shouldn't find out about their reward until after the fight.

 

[Stephanos132]

Morrigan from Dragon Age. Seriously, I haven't been playing the game long at all and I already want to smash her in the face with a bag of broken glass and nails.

Wait until you nail her (If you ever get romantic with her), then she's just like "Sex? Lol, I'm wearing a purity ring"

FUCK.

Well, sod that for a game of soldiers, I'll take the other girl, thank you very much.

 

[cthulhumythos]

Kaiden Alenko from both Mass Effects. Luckily I got to in the first game.

Miranda

Why her? I thought she was a good character. She was also hot, so she had tat going for her.

How many times do I have to tell you people, SHE TRIED TO PUT A CONTROL CHIP IN MY BRAIN!

Unless she is going to use it for really kinky purposes, she can eat brick of frozen acid for all I care.

i hate jack more.

she can get the deluxe brick of acid, along with me punching her in the face. multiple times. until she's dead.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Zeek from inFAMOUS....dear god...*snaps controller in half*

Also I wanna kill any locust that kills Carmine in Gears. Those little bastards...

 

[FalloutJack]

Fantastic from Fallout: New Vegas

I thought you COULD kill him. It's Fallout! Everybody's a target!

I meant kill him permanently, without any penalty.

If you kill him during the quest, the quest will fail.
If you kill him after the quest, he will respawn at the damn dam.
If you kill him at the dam, the NCR will get upset and wag their .50 caliber fingers at you.

But rest assured, I'm working on a plan.

Stealth and undetected kills pretty much skirt around karma and hostility changes. Go to The Thorn and start betting on some matches, in which everyone will kill you if you interfere with them at all. Then, if it gets stuck, you find a spot where you're 'Hidden' in sneak mode, pull out the silenced weapons, and attack with impunity.

No reason why Fantastic can't go down the same way.

In fact, why don't I go test that out right now?

 

[GameOverGoblin]

Jack from Mass Effect 2. Her attitude pissed me off and in one of my playthroughs she completely cock-blocked me from getting with Yvonne Strahovski Miranda.

 

[Professor James]

Fantastic from Fallout: New Vegas

I thought you COULD kill him. It's Fallout! Everybody's a target!

I meant kill him permanently, without any penalty.

If you kill him during the quest, the quest will fail.
If you kill him after the quest, he will respawn at the damn dam.
If you kill him at the dam, the NCR will get upset and wag their .50 caliber fingers at you.

But rest assured, I'm working on a plan.

Have you tried placing a C4 in his pocket and running a safe distance away hidden.

OT: Princess Peach, she is the most ditzy, annoying, damsel in distress, character I have ever met in a videogame.

 

[camokkid]

How many times do I have to tell you people, SHE TRIED TO PUT A CONTROL CHIP IN MY BRAIN!

Unless she is going to use it for really kinky purposes, she can eat brick of frozen acid for all I care.

Ok, maybe I missed something in my 3 play-throughs of that game but I don't remember that happening.

You clearly don't talk to people that you have no reason to talk to.

She says she had suggested the control chip right before departure for the first abducted colony that has Tali in it (I can't remember the name, I think it was Freedom's Progress).

 

[night_tiger9]

all those talkative grunts.

 

[camokkid]

Fantastic from Fallout: New Vegas

I thought you COULD kill him. It's Fallout! Everybody's a target!

I meant kill him permanently, without any penalty.

If you kill him during the quest, the quest will fail.
If you kill him after the quest, he will respawn at the damn dam.
If you kill him at the dam, the NCR will get upset and wag their .50 caliber fingers at you.

But rest assured, I'm working on a plan.

Stealth and undetected kills pretty much skirt around karma and hostility changes. Go to The Thorn and start betting on some matches, in which everyone will kill you if you interfere with them at all. Then, if it gets stuck, you find a spot where you're 'Hidden' in sneak mode, pull out the silenced weapons, and attack with impunity.

No reason why Fantastic can't go down the same way.

In fact, why don't I go test that out right now?

Oh, please do.