Narrator: When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.
Sony: Left. Every time we've gone left so far, we ended up winning. Left is the correct way.
Microsoft: Our research has shown that people prefer right to left, so right must be correct.
Later: Oh god! Everyone hates us! Quick, take that side door, get back on the left path!
Nintendo: Well, we went left last time. Why not go right? Mix it up a bit.
EA: Our research has found that there are more endings to the right than the left. Right is more profitable.
Capcom: What do you think, Mr. Squirrel?
Squirrel: squeak squeak
Capcom: Our CEO has spoken! Left!
Square Enix: Branching paths? How horrible! Let's take the one on the left and pretend that other one doesn't exist.
Bethesda: Two doors? I want more! More doors! Give me every door in the world!
Activision: The left.
The left.
The left.
The left.
The left.
Sega: Help! I locked myself in the broom closet!
Zynga: Hold on, I'll ask my friends.
David Cage: Oh, look at that beautiful door! So many polygons. It's like there's a real door right in front of me!
Rovio: Where are the birds? There's no birds! How can there not be birds!
Narrator: Stanley, are you all right?
Rovio: I NEED BIRDS!
Gearbox: Substitute 'guns' for 'birds'
Valve: I will take every door, and each one will be greater than the last!
Rockstar: The right.
The right.
The right.
The right.
The right.
Sony: Left. Every time we've gone left so far, we ended up winning. Left is the correct way.
Microsoft: Our research has shown that people prefer right to left, so right must be correct.
Later: Oh god! Everyone hates us! Quick, take that side door, get back on the left path!
Nintendo: Well, we went left last time. Why not go right? Mix it up a bit.
EA: Our research has found that there are more endings to the right than the left. Right is more profitable.
Capcom: What do you think, Mr. Squirrel?
Squirrel: squeak squeak
Capcom: Our CEO has spoken! Left!
Square Enix: Branching paths? How horrible! Let's take the one on the left and pretend that other one doesn't exist.
Bethesda: Two doors? I want more! More doors! Give me every door in the world!
Activision: The left.
The left.
The left.
The left.
The left.
Sega: Help! I locked myself in the broom closet!
Zynga: Hold on, I'll ask my friends.
David Cage: Oh, look at that beautiful door! So many polygons. It's like there's a real door right in front of me!
Rovio: Where are the birds? There's no birds! How can there not be birds!
Narrator: Stanley, are you all right?
Rovio: I NEED BIRDS!
Gearbox: Substitute 'guns' for 'birds'
Valve: I will take every door, and each one will be greater than the last!
Rockstar: The right.
The right.
The right.
The right.
The right.