Game CONSPIRACY!

[Sexy Street]

List em. That's right. Oh you want my conspiracy? Okay.
I think that in WoW Blizzard loves the alliance more than they do the horde.
The alliance seem to get cooler cities, in Dalaran they have a FUCKING AH and horde doesn't, and allys just seem to get more benefits (see their ways of farming).
That is my conspiracy now what is yours?

 

[NickIsCool]

games are really murder simulators training children to be terrorists!!!

ARGHHHHHHH!!!!

 

[cantthinkofausername]

List em. That's right. Oh you want my conspiracy? Okay.
I think that in WoW Blizzard loves the alliance more than they do the horde.
The alliance seem to get cooler cities, in Dalaran they have a FUCKING AH and horde doesn't, and allys just seem to get more benefits (see their ways of farming).
That is my conspiracy now what is yours?

Not that I'm a total WoW freak who spends 75% of his free time on weekdays playing the game and focusing on raiding and getting Tier armor and searching for a decent raiding guild who isn't extremely orderly, uptight, and demanding..

[small]..But I concur.[/small]

 

[Gebi10000]

wizards are slowly killing off the dnd franchise

 

[Cargando]

Ah, but you see, the Horde make up for it by getting nicer players. At least, some of them are nice. Well a few. Some.

My conspiracy? Secretly, Half-Life 2: Episode Three has already been completed. Why haven't they released it? Because it's just too good. If you played it, you'd never ever play any other game ever again, just Episode Three all the time. This would lead to the ruin of the gaming industry as gamers never buy another game, crippling such companies as Microsoft and Nintendo. The PSN and Xbox Live networks would be devasted. So, Valve has no choice but not to release it, for the greater good. The Greater Good.

 

[Pilot Bush]

The British are forcing SAS levels in every (EVERY) single COD so the US let's its' guard down...and then the brits'll burn down the white house and baltimore again

 

[Amnestic]

List em. That's right. Oh you want my conspiracy? Okay.
I think that in WoW Blizzard loves the alliance more than they do the horde.
The alliance seem to get cooler cities, in Dalaran they have a FUCKING AH and horde doesn't, and allys just seem to get more benefits (see their ways of farming).
That is my conspiracy now what is yours?

Dalaran is an Alliance city. L2Lore, tard. You're guests, not residents.

Also: Cry more? You could always reroll or paid faction transfer.

 

[Jekken6]

Ah, but you see, the Horde make up for it by getting nicer players. At least, some of them are nice. Well a few. Some.

My conspiracy? Secretly, Half-Life 2: Episode Three has already been completed. Why haven't they released it? Because it's just too good. If you played it, you'd never ever play any other game ever again, just Episode Three all the time. This would lead to the ruin of the gaming industry as gamers never buy another game, crippling such companies as Microsoft and Nintendo. The PSN and Xbox Live networks would be devasted. So, Valve has no choice but not to release it, for the greater good. The Greater Good.

Oh noes!

 

[Captain Wes]

Whenever I play a single player game I just feel like the whole world revolves around me. Like without me all these people would just be standing aroud picking their noses, or walking around picking noses if they have a path encoded.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

List em. That's right. Oh you want my conspiracy? Okay.
I think that in WoW Blizzard loves the alliance more than they do the horde.
The alliance seem to get cooler cities, in Dalaran they have a FUCKING AH and horde doesn't, and allys just seem to get more benefits (see their ways of farming).
That is my conspiracy now what is yours?

You realise that the reason Alliance has better cities is because the Orcs arn't native to Azeroth. The Burning Legion summoned them from another dimension to use as soldiers during their second invasion. Therefor, the Orcs have only been in Azeroth for a few decades, compared to the alliance who have been there for centuries, often scrounging the old tech off the elves(who were there when the Burning Legion initialy invaded). So basicaly, the alliance has had hundreds, maybe even thousands of years to set up and improve there civilization, compared to the Orcs, who between Legion corruption and war, have had very little time to settle down on Azeroth.


[sup]Fuckin WoW players who come into the game with shit knolledge of the backstory and then wonder why some shit happens the way it does...[/sup]

 

[Warmoon]

Ah, but you see, the Horde make up for it by getting nicer players. At least, some of them are nice. Well a few. Some.

My conspiracy? Secretly, Half-Life 2: Episode Three has already been completed. Why haven't they released it? Because it's just too good. If you played it, you'd never ever play any other game ever again, just Episode Three all the time. This would lead to the ruin of the gaming industry as gamers never buy another game, crippling such companies as Microsoft and Nintendo. The PSN and Xbox Live networks would be devasted. So, Valve has no choice but not to release it, for the greater good. The Greater Good.

Too true , it might melt your eyes out in pure awesomeness factor if you didnt ware gordon freemen glasses at the same time of playing it, they are also saving lives in the meantime, thank you valve, thank you.

 

[initialdelay]

CCP likes the Caldari State the best
Bethesda likes the Redguard the best
Infinity Ward likes the SAS the best

I didn't make these up at random.

[sup]OK maybe I did....[/sup]

 

[zombiejoe]

They want you to think the cake is a lie, just like bigfoot, and North Dakota, but it is REAL I TELL YOU.

(please don't report me)

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

X-com was made by a group of ex-military contractors blowing the whistle on ufo activity

Nintendo pay off team sonic to throw the game

Sooner or later I will finish a puzzle in a game, and have a military type knock on my door, tell me how great I am and beam me to a starship to fight aliens

DnD is a secret conspiracy planted by the devil to tempt good, decent christian children to the dark side

Ceiling cat IS watching.......

 

[Shoadowguard100]

Gearbox favors Brick the most in Borderlands. My reasoning behind this is that he, for some reason(or so it feels), gets more money from kills and what not and also he gets this neat-o speed glitch after going berserk which i think was put in on purpose >.>

 

[Kasawd]

wizards are slowly killing off the dnd franchise

It's true!

Those of us who play the wizard class just don't want to change up the core rules after we've tweaked the living hell out of our wizards. The solution? Run it into the dirt so that we may remain with 3.5, screw 4!

Bwahahahahahahahah!

My Red Wizard will not have his potential meteor swarm with over 100 caster levels on quickcast fucked with!

EDIT: I'm saving that baby for the Tarrasque!

 

[Aesir23]

games are really murder simulators training children to be terrorists!!!

ARGHHHHHHH!!!!

I should be an expert after 15 years then. The goombas will never know what hit them!

 

[SilentStranger]

Shigeru Myamoto and Hideo Kojima is the SAME person!!

 

[NotAPie]

The A.I director doesn't fucking like you.
He doesn't like you one bit.

 

[Acaroid]

Ah, but you see, the Horde make up for it by getting nicer players. At least, some of them are nice. Well a few. Some.

My conspiracy? Secretly, Half-Life 2: Episode Three has already been completed. Why haven't they released it? Because it's just too good. If you played it, you'd never ever play any other game ever again, just Episode Three all the time. This would lead to the ruin of the gaming industry as gamers never buy another game, crippling such companies as Microsoft and Nintendo. The PSN and Xbox Live networks would be devasted. So, Valve has no choice but not to release it, for the greater good. The Greater Good.

NO NO NO you got it wrong, it isnt HL2:ep 3, that was Duke Nuken Forever. The game was seen as 2 awsome, it was like crack, anyone who played it didnt stop playing it until they would die. No play tester has survived, even dragging them away from the game they would go about killing themselve, because they couldnt play it. It is why we will never see it, the government had to put a stop to it, study it and the things they are learning they now are using as in hostage torture devices and information gathering.

look at the name, duke nukem forever, it was called forever as it will take your life, you will want to play it for ever and ever and ever.

quick the information is now out into the world, the government might close down this site now or demand this post deleted. If I disapear you know it is true, if you have read this before it is deleted you are lucky, take the knowledge and spread it. The truth MUST BE KNOWN