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thom_cat_

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VALVe created L4D2 just as a way to piss off the long-standing VALVe supporters.
And L4D1 was released without the two VS levels and the SDK, both taking six months or so to release so the pissed off level (when six months later they release the second one) is so fucking high that the steam forums self destruct.
Because in all reality valve wants to kill off their own trolling forums.
 

aarontg

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I think pop cap is going to release their games and get everyone on earth addicted to their games, then recall them, and when we are deprived and crippled thei'll enslave everyone on earth in exchange for a few minutes on one of their games a year.
 

Pegghead

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I heard it from a reliable source that half-life 2 episode 3 is coming out december 2010, but Valve are keeping it under their hats because they don't want to take away from the potential sales of left 4 dead 2 (Which by the way is a great game!) by making every major Valve fan nerdgasm in the form of spurts of hot, sticky rants on the internet potentially forcing these fans into a gaming coma until hl2: ep 3, stopping them from going out and buying left 4 dead 2, which should be punishable by crowbar to the face in my opinion.
 

2012 Wont Happen

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zombiejoe said:
(please don't report me)
This is the only part of your post that tempted me to hit the report button...

but then I remembered that there would be no legitimate reason to report your post.

OT:

Master Chief is Mario in a 10,000 pound suit.

Have YOU ever seen them in the same room at the same time? I think not!
 

vampirekid.13

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Sexy Street said:
List em. That's right. Oh you want my conspiracy? Okay.
I think that in WoW Blizzard loves the alliance more than they do the horde.
The alliance seem to get cooler cities, in Dalaran they have a FUCKING AH and horde doesn't, and allys just seem to get more benefits (see their ways of farming).
That is my conspiracy now what is yours?

we dont have an AH in dalaran wtf are you talking about.
 

Dusty Donuts

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The elevators in Dead Center will never, ever stop sending zombies, telling you when you've changed an area or playing that damn annoying elevator tone randomly.

(Explanation --
1. Dead Center is the first level in LFD2
2. It plays a three-pitch tone whenever an incoming attack is coming
3. This is also played when you change areas, or leave a saferoom
4. There are different instruments or relevant sounds used in each campaign
5. IT NEVER FREAKING STOPS)

They're out to get me, I swear. It doesn't happen in any other campaign, just Dead Center, and you will hear it all the time. *DIIIIIINNNNGdiiiingdiiiiiiing*
OH GOD DAMNIT
 

Kollega

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Ratchet & Clank series are actually a testing ground for new revolutionary weaponry, and first-gen versions - the ones you see in the first game - are already fully-functional, ready to be used in actual war.

I Wanna Be The Guy is actually a plot to make humanity commit massive suicide, but it didn't work out as planned.
 

RoseBridge

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Shoadowguard100 said:
Gearbox favors Brick the most in Borderlands. My reasoning behind this is that he, for some reason(or so it feels), gets more money from kills and what not and also he gets this neat-o speed glitch after going berserk which i think was put in on purpose >.>
well Brick has a perk that gives him more money after kills(prize fighter), and berserk is awesome!
though I've seen more people complain about siren.
 

Lightnr

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(ZHU) Michael said:
Whenever I play a single player game I just feel like the whole world revolves around me. Like without me all these people would just be standing aroud picking their noses, or walking around picking noses if they have a path encoded.
Then you haven't played STALKER: Clear Sky - that game makes you feel completely worthless.
Example: you get a mission to go help some guys from your faction. On your way there you get a: mission complete! and you think - but i havent even gotten there yet... and you get there and everyone is dead - maybe a few survivors and everything is ok. WTF?