game creators hell, what would it be
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Their boss is Peter Molyneux.
Edit: Oh, and Satin is Yahtzee? I had no idea that he was a fine linen!
Edit: Oh, and Satin is Yahtzee? I had no idea that he was a fine linen!
Yes, that would be excruciating after a while. But there is worse. Just let him play his own game over and over until his fingers drop off, then glue them back.
Also, please use proper spelling and grammar, you made a lot of errors. It raises the quality of your post, as well as making it easier for the reader.
Also, please use proper spelling and grammar, you made a lot of errors. It raises the quality of your post, as well as making it easier for the reader.
Satan would be Peter Molyneux, his advisor the CEO of EA, and the guards are the staff of Activision.
In the entrance, there will be a pedestal holding Spore.
Peter would welcome all his guests, and send them over to play a never ending game in which you walk down a corridor, and to do so, you must hold both triggers, causing pain. You let go, you get shocked.
In the entrance, there will be a pedestal holding Spore.
Peter would welcome all his guests, and send them over to play a never ending game in which you walk down a corridor, and to do so, you must hold both triggers, causing pain. You let go, you get shocked.
lol Gabe Newell is fucked. I do love my PS3 though. Although i'm depressed I will probably not get half life 2 episode 3 on it. *sighs*cowbell40 said:
Actually, Yahtzee has been found to have a relatively amiable relationship with developers, in a recent interview, he told of a time when a developer came up to him and said, "what you said about our game is exactly what we told our publisher, but they would not give us more time." In another interview, he spoke of how immediately following his Painkiller review, Steam downloads of the game literally tripled.open trap said:
Game developer hell is closer than we might think. For all intents and purposes, it's already here. Brutal Legend, like Psychonauts, Oddworld: Stranger. and whatever's next for Sudo 51, is having to fight tooth and nail to keep its head above water and even see the light of day. Genuinely interesting games that lack numbers on the end of them are being trampled by mediocre shovelware spoon-fed to an opiated public by publishers who would rather be rich than respected. Hell is on earth, little buddy, bring your sunscreen.
Shit, thats what i was gunna say if i wasnt so late to the party.Jedoro said:
OT: I couldnt honestly request to be called a legitimate game creator if i was forced to make the game(twilight mmo that is). It would make me want to kill my boss, AND myself for allowing this mutation to touch the gaming world.
