Game/Nerd Related Jokes

[yoyo13rom]

Do you know any nerd/game related jokes?
You do?
Well, come down and share some with us, no matter how lame or good they are(we'll do the judging for that)

Oh, me first:
Q:How many game programmers do you need to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, 'cause it's a hardware problem!

I know that may have sounded lame, but I'm really interested in more nerdish/game related jokes(don't know why, but I just have this craving)

 

[Bobic]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

*Ahem*

Daikatana.

Calumon: Duke Nukem Forever.

 

[DarkHourPrince]

I don't know any jokes but I have a nerdy pickup line to substitute?

"Nice software, wanna come check out my hard drive?"

Or, there's this one I saw the other day.

"Who needs a knight in shining armor when I can have a retard in tinfoil?"

 

[Sovvolf]

A Nerd, a Geek and a Dork walk in to a lamp post...
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-tumble-weed bounces by-
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I think I did it wrong.

 

[Mr.Kitetsu]

say hello to my little friends L and R

 

[SUPA FRANKY]

Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly stops and says, "Oh no, I've lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"

" I'm going do to you what I do to my rpgs! Take them home, Load up, and grind the night away!"

 

[Mr.Mattress]

24!
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You know what's funnier then 24?
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... 25!!!!

 

[Quaxar]

24!
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You know what's funnier then 24?
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... 25!!!!

And I thought you meant 42...

 

[Your Nightmare]

theres no place like 127.0.0.1

 

[Mr.Mattress]

24!
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You know what's funnier then 24?
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... 25!!!!

And I thought you meant 42...

No, it's from Spongebob. The one where Patrick goes to Boating School with Spongebob and is a jerk there.

 

[Mr.logic]

0110101001010101001010110101010010101
0101011101010110101010101011010101010
0101010101100001101010110001101010101
1010100011010110101010010101101101010

that usually leaves them rofling... lol

 

[Ironic Pirate]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

Damn it, that was mine!

Uh, two engineers were walking home, and they saw a hot girl waiting on the side of the road on a bike. When they walked up to her, she said "You can take either my clothes or my bike." The one engineer had to hurry home, so he walked on while his friend talked to her. A few minutes later, his friend reappeared, riding a bicycle.

When he pulled up close to the other engineer, he was complimented on his choice. He laughed, then said "Yeah, it's a really good bike, and besides, her clothes weren't my size!"

I don't know if that counts, but someone took my joke. I won't name them, but I will look at the guilty party and whistle. *Looks at Bobic, and whistles*

 

[AllLagNoFrag]

"Get a life?! Im a gamer, I've got PLENTY of lives."

 

[OctalLord]

Cliche and old but:


You think YOU have bad lag?! It took Jesus three days to respawn!

 

[Lawnmooer]

Here is one I heard when I still played World of Warcraft:

How many Blizzard emloyees does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, it's working as intended.

 

[dududf]

0110101001010101001010110101010010101
0101011101010110101010101011010101010
0101010101100001101010110001101010101
1010100011010110101010010101101101010

that usually leaves them rofling... lol

That comes out as gibberish for me .-.

 

[Nykal]

I have a nerdy pick up line, does that count?

"Girl your like a Hollow, You make my zanpakuto go bankai."

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

Two gamers walk into a bar. 10 minutes later everyone leaves because they won't stop arguing about which consoles better. And then the bartender says " I didn't even give you a drink yet! "

 

[Josdeb]

My lecturer told us this in our Physics class:

Two engineers are walking down a hallway. One stops and says to the other: "Can we have a talk?"
The other replies: "Sure, I've got a moment"

.....
*Cough* *Cough*
*Tumbleweed*

Yeah, it's really bad if you just haven't been told that, in Physics terms, torque (basically pronounced 'talk') is another word for moment (A twisting force)