Game/Nerd Related Jokes

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This is a classic:
Pi: Get real!
i: Be rational!

Another one:
An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says; "We don't serve infectious diseases here." The disease replies; "Well, you're not a very good host."

 

[TheComedown]

24!
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You know what's funnier then 24?
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... 25!!!!

And I thought you meant 42...

No, it's from Spongebob. The one where Patrick goes to Boating School with Spongebob and is a jerk there.

Haha love that episode.

How do you get 24 and 42 mixed up? cause 42 isn't even a joke.

 

[Palademon]

Let me be the first to refer you all to

xkcd.com

You will find everything you could possibly need there.

OMG YES

Anyway, I have a nerdy pick up line:
I think we've got chemistry so according to biology, we should get physical.

 

[Beltom]

Mathematician answers are great aren't they?
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A biologist, engineer and mathematician were having coffee on the patio.

Across the street they watch as two people walk into a house. A few minutes later, three people leave the house.

They start to discuss how that could happen.

Biologist: The two people copulated, reproduced and three people leave the house.

Engineer: That's wrong, our initial observation must have been erroneous.

Mathematician: You're both wrong. If another person enters the house it will be empty again.

 

[kalakashi]

If ever one of your friends hurts themselves, ask "What are you, a tiny child?"

I find that absolutely hilarious. I don't have a pic of a cookie, and I won't reply if anyone qoutes me, but I will look to see if anyone gets it.

 

[nick n stuff]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

i don't have a joke but i do have outright appreciation of this joke. you sir have just made my day

 

[Phatnpround]

"I'll treat you like I do my homework: I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long!"

"I wish I were your derivitive so I could lie tangential to your curves"
to which the proper response is: "But that would make me your integral and I really don't want to occupy the area underneath you"

 

[PrimoThePro]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

Hahahaha! I like this one the best.
I'm sorry, I have no nerdy jokes. Just a binary one that was ninja'd.

 

[Lord Honk]

There are two kinds of people:
1) those whose array index begins with 1, and
1) those whose array index begins with 0

Never drink and derive....*cough*

well, I LIKE THEM >

 

[Mr.logic]

Cliche and old but:


You think YOU have bad lag?! It took Jesus three days to respawn!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

holy smokes that was funny.

got anything else?

 

[starwarsgeek]

Unfortunately, due to massive ninja'ing, all my good nerdy jokes argon

 

[Rabid Chicken]

Q: Why did the programmer starve in the shower?
A: The shampoo bottle said "wash, rinse, repeat"

Q: Why do they confuse Halloween and Christmas?
A: 31 OCT = 25 DEC