Game of Thrones. How would you like Joffery to die?

[Lazy Kitty]

Haven't read the books, but I'd like to see him get killed by sharks.
Sharks with Frikken™ lasers attached to their heads.
Or dragons.
Or getting cut up little by little, putting salt into the wound and then giving them time to heal, repeating this process until there's nothing left of him but his head and his internal organs.
Maybe even put them in some kind of jar and force him to stay alive and suffer until he dies of old age.

 

[anthony87]

Shotgun.

Shotgun right to the back of the head.

Go all Scanners on his ass.

 

[Lord Kloo]

I kind of hope Tyrion just slaps him to death..

Failing that, a combination slap-stravaganza by Tywin Lannister, Hodor and all the wolves of Winterfell.. that should do it

 

[IronMit]

I want Stannis to give him a...... red smile

Or a one on one battle with Tyrion. That would be humiliating

 

[gyroscopeboy]

I'd like to see the whole Lannister family in some sort of Human centipede situation...with Joffrey at the end

 

[Sewa_Yunga]

This is Joffrey we're talking about! The only acceptable death for him is getting slapped to death.

 

[knight steel]

You pathetic fools our great and wise King Joffrey of the Houses Baratheon and Lannister, the First of his Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm will never die-for his power stretches across all of the seven kingdom's any who threaten or oppose him shall experience a fate worse than death itself T_T.
Any rumors you might have heard about his death such as:

Spoiler: Book spoiler

Him being poisoned and choking at his own wedding

Are completely false and unfounded made by traitors in order to spread the seeds of fear and distrust do not believe them for a second,anyone caught saying such things will be sent to the wall or worse you have been warned peasants.

 

[drh1975]

As long as Arya kills that inbred little scumbag, I don't care how he dies.

 

[kommando367]

He's not so bad now that Margaery is manipulating him. I'm sure he'll still get royally fucked at some point though.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Just a little precursor. I have read all the books, but try to make sure you mark all your spoilers.

So, suffice it to say, everyone, and I mean everyone, even Hitler if he were still alive, would want to see that little shit Joffery die, preferably painfully. What fate do you think he deserves?

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I'd have liked to see Arya kill him. Not Storm of Swords Arya though. Dances With Dragons assassin Arya. If you've read the books, you'd know both him and the upholstery of whatever room he was in would be utterly horrific. Good thing Lanisters like crimson to go with their gold.

Read the books. Already know how he's going to die.

Joffrey is basically an overgrown child, so I think an extravagant death is wasted on him.

I'd like to see him die in a tragically funny accident.

He needs a death as ridiculous as his attitude.

Hmm... kind of.

 

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[T'Generalissimo]

Quick, brutal and without importance or ceremony; I hope he is killed by someone who doesn't realise who he is, by a nameless soldier in a battle or by bandits just trying to rob him. I think that's how he deserves to die, as someone insignificant.

 

[RonHiler]

You have to feel just a little bit bad for Jack Gleeson. Supposedly, he's a really nice guy. I really hope people are not mean to him in life just because of the character he plays.

 

[runic knight]

Hope he gets knocked into a pig stye, and promptly eaten. Nothing special so much, but sort of perfect. Obviously insulting, and done so in a way that undermines all his arrogance and pomp and disdain for those beneath him. Also, I can't imagine it would be pleasant or enjoyable, and in the end, he would be a true little shit stain.

 

[hutchy27]

He won't die silly, he's too much of a fan favorite.

In all seriousness, being burned alive or multiple crossbow bolts or replace theon in his torture.

 

[Zen Toombs]

I think it goes with out saying in this thread but

Spoiler: Series 3 and up to book 3 spoilers

Anyone else think they may have gone very OTT in the series with Joffery compared to the books, I mean he was wholly unlikable in the books, having sansa beaten, having her clothes torn off her, humiliating her, threatening her, making her veiw her fathers dismembered head, having people executed for crimes for fairly minor crimes an so on and they did this all in the series as well.

But this series (possibily last) where he has the prostitutes beat the crap out of each other while he watches, an now in episode 6 of this series, he has crossbowed to death one of them while she is tied to his bed. They have taken it to a new level, he's gone from being an arsehole child with a lack of empathy and literally a manifested god complex, with no grip on reality. To all that and a sadistic murderous voyeur, who takes pleasure in inflicting pain and having power over people. It's like finding out Jimmy Savile liked to burn down Orphanages in his spare time as well as all the child abuse.

Just don't really understand why they have kicked up his dick head status up to 11, he was already worthy of hate and spent time adding to this story line when they have cut so so so so so so, so so so so so many other story lines out. ie I'm fairly sure the whole tyrion and the bard story will not happen, which is a shame as it's pivotal to his story line, as he has someone murdered for next to nothing, in the series they seem to be setting him up as a bit like a charlie sheen style character with a disfigurement and a sense of personal honour. Really are putting him on a pedistall in the series.

Just so ya know, this is how you throw stuff in spoiler tags, only without the spaces:

[ spoiler ]OMGS SUPER SPOILERS, YOU'LL BE SUPER MAD IF YOU READ THIS[ /spoiler ]

If you want a fancy title for your spoiler tag, do something like this:

[ spoiler=WATCH OUT, THE SPOILER TRAIN'S COMMIN! ]OMGS SUPER SPOILERS, YOU'LL BE SUPER MAD IF YOU READ THIS[ /spoiler ]

Spoiler: WATCH OUT, THE SPOILER TRAIN'S COMMIN!

OMGS SUPER SPOILERS, YOU'LL BE SUPER MAD IF YOU READ THIS

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Spoiler: ON TOPIC

I'm quite pleased with how Joffery died, myself. It might have been nice if it happened sooner, but otherwise I wouldn't have despised the brat so much.

 

[Zen Toombs]

Shot with an arrow in the gut while taking a crap on a chamber pot.

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You. I like you. Keep on being awesome.

You have to feel just a little bit bad for Jack Gleeson. Supposedly, he's a really nice guy. I really hope people are not mean to him in life just because of the character he plays.

I agree. I heard he's leaving acting after he completes his role as Joffery because he doesn't think others will let go of their hatred of his character.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Preferable in the hands of one of the Starks or all of them (taking their turns like in that film Lady Vengence)! I mean all of them want revenge for what he did to their father (husband for Catelyn case).

 

[Mikeyfell]

So anyway just bear in mine that as of now, i haven't seen any of season 3.


I don't want Joffery to die. (Yet)

Weird I know but he's not the least likable character on Game of Thrones.
I would much rather see Sansa die than any other character. (I was pissed when the Hound saved her from rioters)

You have to know understand that none of this is his fault. As far as he knows he is the rightful heir to the throne.

And besides seeing his mother, Ahem "uncle" and grandfather die would probably be more traumatizing for him.
Who ever takes King's Landing could just chop his head off. But not before he makes Sansa suffer for being the worst character on that show by far.