Game pun thread.

[Anathrax]

I'll begin:

CODFLOPS II

...Crap that's all I can think off for now. But I think you get the "Big Picture".

I've opened the "Valve" to this thread.

I don't think you can nazi these puns.

...Cake. Recognize it? Laugh you idiots. What.. you didn't? I guess I'll have to "Nukem".

Because I'm an unoriginal bum:

This looks terrible. Who's this game aimed at?

I have no clue but I'm 100% sure you never asked for this.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Here's one a friend and I came up with when talking about Final Fantasy 7.

"You fainted, Yuffie? Here's a Phoenix Down. Are Yuffie-ling better?"

It's admittedly really terrible, but I'm hoping it's at least somewhat original. It would be terrifying to think that someone besides me and my friend are capable of coming up with a joke that's this awful

 

[scorptatious]

I know it's cheating but...


Okay, I'll see if I can think of any of my own.

Hey Samus, would you like some PRIME rib for dinner?

Hey Zidane, did Garnet put a DAGGER through your heart?

Hey Wander, would like to set the game's sound to stereo or MONO?

 

[recurve6]

I want to play as Zelda because I don't like being the weakest LINK.

Aeons shouldn't be specific, they should be YUNA-versal.

Princess Peach? YO-SHI's in another castle.

...That's all I can think of righ tnow.

 

[shrekfan246]

Sonic '06!


Thank you, I'm here all week.

Three posts in and nobody took the obvious one with Solid Snake yet? I'm surprised.

It's a good thing Peter Molyneux named his epic fantasy RPG franchise what he did - Because he's always telling fables when he reveals a new game.

That run-in with Andrew Ryan sure was a shock two my system.

I wonder if the problem with Final Fantasy XIII is that lightning never strikes twice. Wakka wakka!
[sub]Two for the price of one.[/sub]

I wish that Square would stop being goofy with Kingdom Hearts.

 

[TehCookie]

You will only get it if you played Blazblue:

Spoiler: What is Jins favorite car?

A Nissan!

 

[SilverBullets000]

I once knew a cop that Maxed out his credit card on Payne killers. I forget his name.
[sub]Aw, man, that was worse than playing Sonic 06.[/sub]

Girl, Meatboy. He's a little on the short side, but is otherwise a nice guy.
[sub]Heh, that's a little better.[/sub]

Tenchu Z that guy help that other guy pull off a backflip? He was like a Ninja Gaiden or something!
[sub]That one is a bit of a stretch~[/sub]

That's all I can come up with right now. ^^'

 

[Beautiful End]

I usually like to use videogame names during everyday conversation. For example:

"Man, that's some Heavy Rain. Hope there aren't any serial killers out there!"
Or...
"They ditched me. I felt Left 4 Dead...2"
Or...
"I am GLADoS for that!"
Or...
"Well, you know what they say. War never changes." (Ok that one is more of a quote)

I like to think people know what I'm trying to do but...they never do.

 

[Tanis]

You know I'd kind of like to Poke-e-mon...

Okay, that was bad...just...bad.

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

Playing so many horror games might have desensitized me. In fact, it's been a lot easier coping with creepy places that used to scare me like morgues, cemeteries, and other Dead Spaces.

 

[madmurch]

I liked the level in MGS4 where you had to find Metal Gear wrecks.

That was my best, I'm afraid. Still, for the sake of total transparency, my user name on the EA forums (after Command and Conquer 3 came out) was "ItScrinTheGame". Which, in turn, reminded me of a better pun:

http://rony9844.deviantart.com/art/our-base-is-under-a-tack-157608744

I just thought of another one, but it was so obvious that I assumed someone else on the Internet would have made a picture of it. Someone had, so I'll let them take the glory:

http://www.tshirtlaundry.com/assets/images/photos/AssassinCreed11-15-2011-2.jpg

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

A few years ago there was a game whose graphics really MIRRORED the games of today. You could say it had an EDGE to it.

This thread is going to be a FAR CRY from anything good.

 

[TakeshiLive]

These are all so terrible.... yet so ironically brilliant.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I can think of one but I need Horatio to take the heat for it.

 

[cjspyres]

Man, after all those legal issues between Bethesda and Interplay, you could say they had a falling-out....

I'm so sorry.

 

[Tanis]

It was only when I saw Lindsey Lohand, that I knew Zombies were on my lawn.

 

[Ascend]

Are you Ashe-ing me to make puns cause I've got a Zilean of them and they're practically Okami-ing out of my head at once they stray so often,I might as well be a Shepard keeping my thoughts coherent but its Terran my brain apart .

 

[Shinsei-J]

This thread will be terrible and I can Garen-tee it.
It has no SOUL and it's just not up to the CALIBUR of the other threads on the Escapist.
It's annoying but I may as well join in.
...
I can't think of any Wright now though.
But I'll be back, like a Phoenix.