Game stats for real-life items.

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Daniel_Rosamilia

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Hey all.
I was thinking over some really OLD threads and I remembered one that was pretty much what I'm doing now.
So, I invite you all to take any item and put some stats to it, and the wackier the better :D (but don't go overboard, too many stats confuse people :p)

I'll obviously kick this off, with an item I actually own:
STATS
+10% to invisibility (if worn at night)
+5 charisma
(If worn with Pin-Stripe Suit, Black Glasses and Black Wing-Tip Loafers, and character is of Italian heritage, you have a 90% chance of being instantly called by the Mafia for induction, unless the police have employed you before)