game weapon.

[Kollega]

It's not?

*Looks around*

Damn!

*Heads back to ship*

Exactly what i have in mind.

*scuttles off to TARDIS*

 

[That One Six]

This seems verrrry familiar.

OT: Portal Gun. It can beat everything if you know how to use it.

 

[SilverHammerMan]

Gotta go with my trusty bowel disruptor. I think my default setting would be 'horrific anal geysir'.

-EDIT- Too late at night, wasn't paying attention to the whole 'game' thing. Well, in that case I'm going with the Dagger of Time (with an unlimited supply of sands to go with it, please). Too many situations in my life where I immediately wish I hadn't said or done something.

Still, a cookie for whoever got the bowel disruptor reference. ^^

I've got no idea where the bowel disruptor is from but it sounds positively horrific.
I'm with you on the dagger of time, I'd just repeatedly jump off of buildings and rewind it before I hit. I'd also take the bee arm from Bioshock. I CAN SHOOT BEES! FROM MY ARM!

 

[chiefohara]

The 'never needs to be loaded' pump action shotgun from the original doom.

 

[Fbuh]

Well, I don't have the need of an actual weapon, so I would go along with some sort of tool. The portal gun would be cool, but its uses are limited to flat surfaces. I guess I would have to go with the traditional Bag of Infinite Holding. I would just put all of my things in it, even my furniture and house. That way, I could just go inside and sleep whenever I wanted. I would never have to worry about rent or payments (utilities would be a problem, but I would come up with something in time.)

 

[Boxinatorizore]

The Gravity gun... I'm so stereotypical, I HAVE CONFORMED!!

 

[electric_warrior]

the portal gun from portal, it actually has practical real wolrd applications outside of war. and lets face it, i'll probably never fight in war

 

[snaaaake]

The Flamethower/ jet pack suit owned by The Fury from MGS3. Why? It can absorb bullets, let me fly, and make barbequeing enemies and ribs easier.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Umbra + Azura's Star combo, or my shock staff, from Oblivion.

Second pick is the ice beam from Metroid.

 

[crotalidian]

Portal gun would be fun....

The Emaciator from Turok that game had some retarded weapons (see cerebral bore)

Sephiroths sword (inc. ability to carry that mofo)

 

[Sallix]

Railroad Rifle from Fallout 3. it shoots railway spikes and can attach peoples heads to nearby objects as Mr. Tenpenny demonstrates. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3s6QwZqWOk&feature=related]

 

[LockHeart]

I'm gonna have to go with the Land-Shark Gun from Armed & Dangerous:

Spoiler: Behold

 

[Peanut Butter]

The needler from Halo CE, this is back in the days when it was good

 

[AOTA]

Pick #1: ANYTHING used in Ratchet & Clank.

I agree those weapons kick ass,

Agreed.

Choice 1: visabomb
Choice 2: portal gun
Choice 3: gravity gun
choice 4: halo assault rife
choice 5: the "BFG" from doom.

and if this includes gmod addons guns i would probably like "ultra's rail gun"

 

[Sonicron]

Gotta go with my trusty bowel disruptor. I think my default setting would be 'horrific anal geysir'.

-EDIT- Too late at night, wasn't paying attention to the whole 'game' thing. Well, in that case I'm going with the Dagger of Time (with an unlimited supply of sands to go with it, please). Too many situations in my life where I immediately wish I hadn't said or done something.

Still, a cookie for whoever got the bowel disruptor reference. ^^

I've got no idea where the bowel disruptor is from but it sounds positively horrific.
I'm with you on the dagger of time, I'd just repeatedly jump off of buildings and rewind it before I hit. I'd also take the bee arm from Bioshock. I CAN SHOOT BEES! FROM MY ARM!

The bowel disruptor is a fun little device wielded by the protagonist of the comic series 'Transmetropolitan', Spider Jerusalem. Basically it's a small handheld ray gun which is aimed at the opponent's abdomen and which causes instantaneous and painful loss of bowel control. There's a dial on the side of the gun which allows for different settings and subsequently variations in pain and effect, ranging from simple diarrhea over complete rectal prolapse to the utterly horrifying 'fatal intestinal maelstrom'. Oh, and the ray leaves no evidence of its use, meaning that any unfortunate incident cannot be traced back to the user.
Imagine the fun one could have with this neat little thing. Moo hoo ha ha. >

Spoiler: I want this gun!

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

BF2142's P33 Pistol. No gun except for Lincoln's Repeater in Fallout 3, has gotten me more kills.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

to refrence yahtzee

Does not compute

 

[GodofDisaster]

sorry spelling error reference (is that better or were you talking about something else)

 

[Robert632]

the land shark gun from armed and dangerous. it has to be said in this thread, even though i'm sure it has been said many times, on many different threads like this one.

 

[traceur_]

Pandora from DMC4, 666 weapons in one, hell yeh.

Or the Buster Sword, because it's totally fucking awesome.