SharPhoe said:
BolognaBaloney said:
The Madman said:
The gaming industry has become a vast cauldron of filth which fools blinded by either blissful ignorance or by blinding favoritism eat up with all the gusto of a half-starved man who's just dragged himself from the very bottom of hell and worse.
No idea is innovative anymore and every gameplay concept and so called 'fresh' idea is little more than a retread of some obscure games own gimmick in the past. And because of the ignorance and blindness as stated above, the gamer showers adoration and love upon these would-be heroes of the gaming genre.
The only answer is to either become one of the willingly blind who serve this wretched industry in the vague hopes that something good might eventually come from it (It wont), or to become one of the enlightened and play nothing but obscure text games 24/7 till the day you die, then and only then shall you ascend to the gates of gaming nirvana where fields of all the greatest games you could ever possibly dream of await and you need never worry about platform or performance or bad controls ever again.
So join me brethren, join the enlightened ones! Gaming Nirvana awaits!
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Whatd'ya think of my cultist pitch? I figure rather than trying to get rich by competing directly against the scientologist demographic I'll take a more gamer central angle. Am I genius or what?
Well if ya really have that big of a problem with mainstream gaming, then I'll let ya in on a little secret: "ya don't have to play"
I'm more than a little certain that he's most likely joking.
Joking? Me? Never.
Alas ye poor gamers, slaves to the monstrosity which is the gaming industry. A giant behemoth demon which grows stronger with every blissful sacrifice, intent on eventual world domination and ultimately the end of all things sane and sacred as it's bloated filthy heaving body falls to the earth with one massive final struggle to destroy any decency we humans once pretended to contain.
The only solution? Join me, join me
(For only a small fee, promise!) and I shall show ye the light and the path towards ultimate gaming enlightenment. Gaming Nirvana, only several small payments of 9.99$ away, call and order now.
I could keep going all day, this stuff is hella fun to type.