Gamer Hell

[MiracleOfSound]

Gamer hell is anytime the mechanics of a came conspire to piss you off and fuck you over, through no fault of your own... therefore denying you anything resembling fun

Like:

Meteor bits in dead Space

Escort missions in GTA4

The toxic tunnel in Half Life 2

The whole lot of Red Ninja: End of Honour

You forgot the Strider battle at the end of Episode 2. ON EASY. That was my moment of gaming hell <_<

Yeah that was tough... I did it on normal but it took me a long time, and I had to make liberal use of saves...

 

[reg42]

Hmm... When my old PC finally died. Actually no, that was a good thing, I got a new PC out of that.
But I'd have to say that gamer hell is when you get a bad PC problem and you try everything to fix it, but the only solution is to replace parts.
That is horrible. My friend downgraded from W7 to XP, because it kept on freezing. Turns out it was his graphics card.

 

[silver wolf009]

every-single-second of sonic unleashed.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Gamer hell is a small room where there is only one computer and only one game, and that game is the Twilight MMO.

Ditto.

 

[McBurks]

Installing FFXI and waiting 4 hours,making 2 midnight coffe trips and wind up saying fuck it and cancel instillation.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

When you were a kid...

That. Piece. Of. SHIT. He was, without a doubt, the toughest part of Pokemon.

The Mako. Nothing but The Mako.

I actually liked the Mako. One you figured out the wonky turning mechanism, it was incredible fun to drive about and jump over rocks and stuff.

Also, the ridiculous amount of trouble Oblivion was giving me recently was quite bothersome. It turns out that one little mod caused the entire game to need to be reinstalled and the mod deleted before I could run it again. Took me two whole weeks to figure that one out.

 

[Twilight_guy]

L4D2 worked for about a month on my computer and then decided that it is going to crash after 2 minutes of game play from now on. I got an error for some DEP or something or another. I turn it off in windows, I still get the error. I turn it off using a command prompt. I still get the error. I turn off the bit on my cpu that allows this in my BIOs. The game now crash and displays no error. SCREW YOU!

 

[Pegghead]

'Nuff said.

 

[wizzerd229]

Gamer hell is when someone installs Big Rigs on your computer, puts it in startup, puts a shutdown batch file after the game exe and then locks you out completely, followed by removing CD drive and welding the case shut. Everytime you start your computer, only thing you can do is play Big Rigs, after you exit, the computer shuts down.

someone actually do that to you?

 

[IamQ]

Gamer Hell is when plaing Mew-Two and during the match, the game tries to switch host when the earlier host left. And it will keep going...and going and going and going...

The only way to stop it is to restart your console...



It's actually like your case, only not, because it's mine...And mine alone...!

 

[Small Waves]

Gamer hell is when the only games that remain in existence are JRPGs.

At least you still have some good titles like Earthbound.

Gamer Hell would be more like text-based games which give you no instructions for how to make the game recognize an input command, and stuff like "pick up ax" or "go left" aren't valid commands.

 

[TZer0]

Gamer Hell?
Your favourite game has had a sequel! It uses a broken matchmaking system. Have fun.

Good that never happens in our world. All is well with Call of Duty ending it series at World at War.

 

[Sir Kemper]

Gamer hell for me?

Being forced to play TimeShift forever...

*Shudders*

 

[Aura Guardian]

without turning off my Wii.

well theres your problem. The Wii's no good at playing games =)

Care to explain? Because I've been playing games on the Wii for nearly 4 years.

 

[wizzerd229]

without turning off my Wii.

well theres your problem. The Wii's no good at playing games =)

Care to explain? Because I've been playing games on the Wii for nearly 4 years.

Oh snap!

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

When I first spent 60 bucks on a shiny new copy of Mass Effect, popped it into the console and the disc didn't read.
But Gamer Hell is a Retro styled arcade where your forced to listen to constantly looped blips and beeps while playing the Hellish version of Pacman from the make of I want to be the guy. There's not exit, no way to stop playing, and the music continues forever!

 

[feather240]

Gamer hell is anytime the mechanics of a came conspire to piss you off and fuck you over, through no fault of your own... therefore denying you anything resembling fun

Like:

Meteor bits in dead Space

Escort missions in GTA4

The toxic tunnel in Half Life 2

The whole lot of Red Ninja: End of Honour

You forgot the Strider battle at the end of Episode 2. ON EASY. That was my moment of gaming hell <_<

Pfft, the Striders were easy! Just run them over with the car, and ignore the Hunters.

 

[Gunner 51]

Gamer Hell is unholy trinity of the Yellow Light of Doom, the Red Ring of Death and the Broken Wii Remote.

Not true because there are others that can be added to this list so its not a trinity! Theres Blue Screen of Death that came WAY Before RRoD.. And many more that i choose not to remember due to horrible memories that scared my child hood!

In that case, the BSoD will make it the 4 Horsemen of Gaming Apocalypse.

 

[quiet_samurai]

"Hello adventurer! I'll need wolf tongues to make your potion for you....... INFINITY wolf tongues!"

 

[Javelk]

Waiting four years for NWN2 to come out, and we all KNOW how well that went. I removed it from my pc when after the "patch" removed Neeshka from the game entirely. Now I'm wondering what will happen first Diablo 3 or the Apocalypse?