Games as my dad describes them.

[ZehMadScientist]

So you're like this dude, who is dreaming about sheep and climbing and stuff, and is incredibly unfaithful to his girlfriend.

Spoiler: Obvious game is obvious

Catherine

So you're this guy who really likes to draw, and likes to ask questions. You've also fought in a war and shit.

Spoiler: You liar!

LA Noire

You are a horrible person for doing all this, you monster. Do you feel bad already? Because you should! Despicable, to think anyone would do something like this. Did you think you were going to be some kind of hero, and magically save the day?

Spoiler: You tried to be something you're not.

Spec Ops: The Line

 

[Spider RedNight]

I saw you play this game a couple of days ago, though it looks kinda old. But not as old as the games I was playing when I was your age. Okay, so... you're this girl who doesn't know what a bra is and you were in a... crash? And now everyone wants to rape you and you're in this giant-ass mansion and there's a dog and you're, like, a goddess or something because you're needy and have, like, magical blood or whatever? Or something?

Spoiler

Haunting Ground

Why the hell would you want to play a game about training puppies? That's almost as bad as wanting one in real life.

Spoiler

Nintendogs

My dad's a nark. xD

 

[Awesomesauce123]

So, you're, like, this guy in his underwear or something, and you get dropped into a city, where you beat the shit out of people, and find riddle thingies

Spoiler

Batman: Arkham City

 

[danm36]

All I remember is a big mess of coloured letters, punctuation and some stuff that moved about in some crazy fashion. Oh, there was some sort of menu or something on the right.

Spoiler

Dwarf Fortress, although quite a few rougelikes would probably qualify

You drive some sort of knock off F1 car on floating tracks. You don't seem to collide with other cars and you can instantly go back to the start for some reason.

Spoiler

Trackmania [Nations]

You drive remote control cars in some Wild West town, or some toy shop or the titanic

Spoiler

Re-Volt

 

[sageoftruth]

It's some sort of game where you walk around beating up these wierdos, as this strange ninja guy, but you can also be a wrestler or a Ken doll on steroids. Who comes up with these games?

Spoiler

Final Fight

 

[Brian Douglas]

I was playing the original Assassin's Creed and my father was watching me for a bit. Then he says.

"Is that guy a Middle Eastern Terrorist or a ninja?"

I'm like....

"Both "