hoooooly shit. are you serious? he punches him in the face? please be joking. please. because if you aren't then i have to play that game again and get that to happen. damn them and their branching story tree.MaxTheReaper said:
Games Blamed For Kid's Joyride
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just more good games taking the blame for bad parenting besides what ever happened to a good old fashioned ass beating im sure if that was my kid he would not have an ass any more
Headline should read: Parents Use Video Game as Scape Goat to Excuse Their Own Incompetence
Judge says: "Did the GAME leave the keys lying around?"
Fox news: "Was it GTA, or maybe even have something to do with Muslims? Either of those two will do."
Priest: "Grand Theft Auto 4 is an EEEEVIL game. I mean San Andreas was way better, open world, loads more weapons, practically an RPG."
Jack Thompson says: "Change! Anybody got any change, c'mon help a guy out, I'm unemployed in the worst recession in decades! I'll do ANYTHING!"
Little Kid says: "I want to see some BIG American Titties!"
Judge says: "Did the GAME leave the keys lying around?"
Fox news: "Was it GTA, or maybe even have something to do with Muslims? Either of those two will do."
Priest: "Grand Theft Auto 4 is an EEEEVIL game. I mean San Andreas was way better, open world, loads more weapons, practically an RPG."
Jack Thompson says: "Change! Anybody got any change, c'mon help a guy out, I'm unemployed in the worst recession in decades! I'll do ANYTHING!"
Little Kid says: "I want to see some BIG American Titties!"
Fox of course automatically calls out Grand Theft Auto when they hear it was caused by a videogame, figures because they think all the blame is on that series and they are too full of bs to realise that it was the parents fault for buying their kid mature rated videogames when he is only 7 years old and not able comprehend the consequences of his actions. The ESRB was created so that videogames are played by their designed audience and so this bullcrap doesn't happen. Although I'll admit he wasn't the worst driver I have ever seen.
are they going to go bat shit on half-life if a kid beats his brother in the head with a crow bar or super smash bros if a kid knocks his friend off a cliff expecting him to explode in rainbow colors
More important than watching what your kids play is watching that you don't leave the car running with the keys in the ignition. It's not that hard.
Another day, another misguided media twat blaming video games for everything a kid does something wrong.
Meh I say.
Meh I say.
Normally my confidence in peoples intelligence is minimal, but in this matter most people seem to be smarter than the media and politicians.
So let me get this straight:
Pressing 2 buttons in a game in order to operate a vehicle makes you...wait let me say it again MAKES YOU ABLE to drive a car which includes getting in the vehicle, getting the key and using it to start the car and knowing how to use the gearbox and the pedals.
How can pressing 2 buttons in GTA in order to drive a car makes you able to do all that is beyond me. Then again, if this is actually true, imagine how simple learning how to drive would be! Just play a bit of GTA and you suddently know how to drive!
But this is no wonder. Fox news is full of bullshit. This is just another piece of shit waiting to get into the pile.
Pressing 2 buttons in a game in order to operate a vehicle makes you...wait let me say it again MAKES YOU ABLE to drive a car which includes getting in the vehicle, getting the key and using it to start the car and knowing how to use the gearbox and the pedals.
How can pressing 2 buttons in GTA in order to drive a car makes you able to do all that is beyond me. Then again, if this is actually true, imagine how simple learning how to drive would be! Just play a bit of GTA and you suddently know how to drive!
But this is no wonder. Fox news is full of bullshit. This is just another piece of shit waiting to get into the pile.
