Games No one will ever buy

[poptart123]

You see a stupid game in the store and you think, who in the right mind would buy this game?
Name some of those games.It could on any system.

 

[kat-24]

You see a stupid game in the store and you think, who in the right mind would buy this game?
Name some of those games.It could on any system.

Trivial Pursuit.... Also, Cabella's hunting... Yet they keep selling

 

[SmilingKitsune]

Any of the "immagine" games targeted at young girls, though that's more just me wishing they didn't exist, they're the epitome of what's wrong with the way the games industry treats it's female customers.

 

[thatotherguy2]

Madden, I dont get those games

 

[42manZ]

The Halo games, nobody bought those right?

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

I'd say Jumper: Griffin's Story but my friend bought that (don't worry, I ridiculed him).

 

[teisjm]

My little Pony: Erotic Island Adventures

 

[Stryc9]

Rapelay, who in their right mind would buy something like that for anything other than a conversation piece?

I'd say shit like Game Party or those other crappy mini-game packs they sell for the Wii but I know that my mom buys them because she never looks at the quality of the game for the money but rather quantity of the games for the money.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Madden, I dont get those games

Bingo. Except idiots keep buying millions of the exact same game, over and over again...
*Sigh*

This.

Also, any sports franchise game period.
I also look on the shelf at the Brain Age ripoffs and hope to god that they don't sell...

I see a game that no one will ever buy, but that they should all the time:

EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 2017

Most. Underrated. Game. Ever.

Bar none. I mean it. Bar fucking none. Its also hard to find depending on where you live.

 

[kat-24]

Madden, I dont get those games

Bingo. Except idiots keep buying millions of the exact same game, over and over again...
*Sigh*

Well, idiots are hard to break out of their cycle when the cycles been going on for twenty some years... An unfortunate truth

 

[UpSkirtDistress]

Those ridulious JRPGs i don't mean games like final fantasy or Lost Odessesy I mean games that are just riduliosly Jappy like Enchanted Arms or Blue Dragon.

 

[Oranga]

Madden, I dont get those games

I totally agree with you. Whats more boring than playing a game that you can play in real life yourself. Sounds like a waste of money and time to me.

 

[elricik]

The Dirty Dancing video game. Seriously their is a dirty dancing video game. Look it up if you don't believe me.

 

[Oranga]

The Dirty Dancing video game. Seriously their is a dirty dancing video game. Look it up if you don't believe me.

All I gotta say to that game is "Aww, even heavy set women need to get there freak on."

 

[bipeo]

onechambaru bikini samurai squad.
Just take 5 seconds to analyze the name of this game.
who can possible take it seriously.
then again i guess the only thing saving it is it's name as well.
in either case it would be embarassing to buy.

 

[EzraPound]

Full House Tournament Fighter

 

[hopeneverdies]

Those games for DS that help you stop smoking or teaching languages. You know shovelware

 

[Devilpapaya]

Any game based on a kid's movie. If you want your whiny brat to leave you alone while you're shopping at Walmart, discipline that punk; buying him shit only encourages him. He won't even play the damn thing for more than a day before he gets bored or decides it sucks.

Edit: And for all the people who are nagging on sports games, I don't like them, but if you're into sports I understand they're pretty fun... or so I gather from the yells echoing down my dorm halls every night....

 

[Oranga]

Any game based on a kid's movie. If you want your whiny brat to leave you alone while you're shopping at Walmart, discipline that punk; buying him shit only encourages him. He won't even play the damn thing for more than a day before he gets bored or decides it sucks.

AMEN! Sing it loud and clear for more to hear!

 

[sarahvait]

onechambaru bikini samurai squad.
Just take 5 seconds to analyze the name of this game.
who can possible take it seriously.
then again i guess the only thing saving it is it's name as well.
in either case it would be embarassing to buy.

Actually my roommate just bought it on the Wii. I think it's kinda fun as a mindless, hack and slash thing. There's zombies, go kill!