Games reviewer phrases

[The Cheezy One]

what reviewer phrases make you think "but they really mean..."
this isnt an insult to escapist, the reviews here are really in depth [please dont hurt me]
but magazines and other websites generally throw around the same phrases all the time
my personal favourite is

Fans of the original will love this new installment

meaning they havent changed much
so what phrases do you love/hate?

 

[wordsmith]

"Like a triple cunted hooker"

"I can't think of a way to describe this whilst swearing/being funny, so I'll re-use a phrase that combines three things that make young Western boys snigger: women, swearing and prostitution"