Games that hate you while you play them.

[JayBrand]

Street Fighter IV' last boss & training mode are probably the parts that hate me the most.

My thumb is seriously lacking skin from trying to find some fabled "timing" so i can get past level 5 of training mode (normal), or the fact that sometimes it seems the last boss boosts his difficulty level just to mess woth you...(damn that shoryuken spamming).

Secondly what is up with a game that doesnt explain how to perform the moves it asks you to do?
When training with Vega and Chun-Li for the first time i found no explanation as to what to do when the "charge" move was needed. And same goes for the punch+crown thing for chun-li. Trial and error worked that out, but come on...stop with the hate!

Love the game tho

 

[Skalman]

CoD 4 and Far Cry 2

Yes you heard me, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare and Far Cry 2.

Now before you guys rape me up the bum with a 20 inch dildo made out of rock salt, hear me out.

The reason CoD 4 hates me is because whenever there's an encounter with the enemy there's respawning enemies and respawning grenades which essentially means that while there's one guy left hiding behind a corner, you may still get 4 grenades thrown at you at once. In once instance I was hiding completely well behind a wall with a roof going just above it leaving a small hole for me to view the enemy from, but just barely. It would not have been possible to see me and I had not yet fired any shots. I got around 10 grenades thrown at me at me within the span of about 5 seconds and I swear there weren't even that many enemies present at the time. shortly after the grenades detonated (the wall I was hiding behind protected me, luckily) every enemy on screen started shooting the wall I was hiding behind and I had done nothing to reveal myself.
The game has wallhack and is throwing grenades at me. Yeah it hates me all right.

Now, Far Cry 2. You can murder a million people in this game and there will still be hordes of enemies coming your way. At specific points in the map, there will always be enemies, even if you just killed them 5-10 minutes ago. (what, do they have a 5-minute cloning machine hidden somewhere?) You also cannot travel anywhere by vehicle because there's more hostile machinegun-jeeps in the jungle than there are cars on a highway during rush-hour. Which leaves the only real means of transportation, by foot, since you can move trough rough terrain where no vehicles can go.
Also there are no friendlies. Everyone is out to kill you. The few people who aren't (probably less than 10) are just not killing you because they need you to kill something for them.
Yes, the game hates me. Guess it doesn't want me in Africa. Racist Pig.


There, that being said, I've enjoyed playing both these games, although they quite clearly loath my presence. I've given a valid reason, now please don't rape me up the bum for insulting your favourite games.

 

[meglathon]

CoD 4 and Far Cry 2

Yes you heard me, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare and Far Cry 2.

Now before you guys rape me up the bum with a 20 inch dildo made out of rock salt, hear me out.

The reason CoD 4 hates me is because whenever there's an encounter with the enemy there's respawning enemies and respawning grenades which essentially means that while there's one guy left hiding behind a corner, you may still get 4 grenades thrown at you at once. In once instance I was hiding completely well behind a wall with a roof going just above it leaving a small hole for me to view the enemy from, but just barely. It would not have been possible to see me and I had not yet fired any shots. I got around 10 grenades thrown at me at me within the span of about 5 seconds and I swear there weren't even that many enemies present at the time. shortly after the grenades detonated (the wall I was hiding behind protected me, luckily) every enemy on screen started shooting the wall I was hiding behind and I had done nothing to reveal myself.
The game has wallhack and is throwing grenades at me. Yeah it hates me all right.

Now, Far Cry 2. You can murder a million people in this game and there will still be hordes of enemies coming your way. At specific points in the map, there will always be enemies, even if you just killed them 5-10 minutes ago. (what, do they have a 5-minute cloning machine hidden somewhere?) You also cannot travel anywhere by vehicle because there's more hostile machinegun-jeeps in the jungle than there are cars on a highway during rush-hour. Which leaves the only real means of transportation, by foot, since you can move trough rough terrain where no vehicles can go.
Also there are no friendlies. Everyone is out to kill you. The few people who aren't (probably less than 10) are just not killing you because they need you to kill something for them.
Yes, the game hates me. Guess it doesn't want me in Africa. Racist Pig.


There, that being said, I've enjoyed playing both these games, although they quite clearly loath my presence. I've given a valid reason, now please don't rape me up the bum for insulting your favourite games.

Like your thinking.

Form me it's Call of Duty World at War on veteren, that dame sniper, the german flamers...!!!

 

[RichardEdwards]

Fire Emblem on the GBA hated me. A character would always die towards the end of a mission when I got cocky. The one time I didn't restart it turned out I never got a replacement thief.

And don't even mention the weapon breaking thing. Hated that.

 

[Riyka]

the lego games...i swear the AI combined with the camera angles and general clunkiness of lego....designed to make you wanna hurl the controller...that and the sheer fucked upness of some of the puzzles you gotta solve...they always seem to invole balancing on a piece of scenery you should NOT be able to balance on...
lucky i only play it with my dad for shits and giggles or it'd be in the bin.

i play katamari on the psp...i have the blisters from the analog stick on my thumb to prove it ><

 

[Adair_the_Skull]

Sea Man, for the Dreamcast should be added to the list as well. That game.... yea....