Games that won't get you laid

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

RapeLay.

[sub]What, too soon?[/sub]

Ah, third post, and my answer's already taken. God dammit.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

"Hey Debbie...how 'bout we go to my place...light some candles...turn off the lights..."
"Oh, yes Ronald! I love you! Take me!"
"And let's play D&D...."

 

[Deleric]

A lot of them. Girls don't moan over your Zandalarian Hero Charm.

 

[Asickorphan]

DOA: Beach Volley Ball?

If a girl sees you playing that....

That's what I was gunna say!!! >=\
XD oh well!

 

[Taerdin]

I think its awesome how having a hobby can completely ruin your chances of 'getting laid' [/sarcasm]. I mean if you had some other hobby it apparently wouldn't be an issue but oh noes, you play games? That's frowned upon by society because... because.... BECAUSE! ( can you come up with a good reason? I can't...)

People bother me so much. Why can't everyone just grow up and accept each other. I hate how the media influences people so heavily towards such idiocy, and how hypocritical people are.

This must be what going mad feels like...

 

[ZombieGenesis]

Games can get you laid. Common interests lead to conversation, and lord knows where that might go... Phantasy Star Online is my example.

 

[dannyboi1236]

Btw, I'm not a newbie, just created a new account.

insecure much?

but back on topic, i would have to go with almost any RTS

 

[tsolless]

Any game unless you manage to find some strange connection over it.

 

[Tom Phoenix]

I'll start, World of Warcraft.

Sorry, but playing WoW actually can get you laid. Infact, some people even got married after meeting through WoW.

 

[Pyromanaical]

I doubt any games can actually get you laid anyway.

 

[Deleted]

Dead or Alive, unless that certain other is bi, prepare to sleep on the couch.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

DOA: Beach Volley Ball?

If a girl sees you playing that....

If ANYONE sees you playing that and isn't an extreme pervert like the purchasers of that game, bad things will happen.

 

[Deleted]

I doubt any games can actually get you laid anyway.

Those dating sims will definite get you laid if you learn from them!

 

[LongLiveourMachine]

any video game

 

[CuddlyCombine]

I've heard more people getting married because they met in World of Warcraft than I have for, say, Team Fortress, skippy. From the sounds of it, World of Warcraft is probably the game most likely to get you laid.

No, but half of the explored world play WoW. They may have a lesser percentage of marriages, but it ends up as a larger number given their numbers.

Though that's all moot to me, seeing that I don't really think any game will get you laid. If somebody finds a girl out there who has a fetish for nerds playing games, dissect her and implant the genes into every living female.

 

[That One Six]

Well, if you take my past experiences(or lack thereof)... All of them.

 

[Ghost-0037]

I don't thing video games are the catalyst that keeps you from getting laid it's the lack of social interaction that keeps you from the love of women around the globe. I know a game that will get you laid though. It's called "Put the controler down and go outside to socialize 2" it's a good game, comes with many good reviews. Sorry if I sound a little pretentious.

 

[tsolless]

I don't thing video games are the catalyst that keeps you from getting laid it's the lack of social interaction that keeps you from the love of women around the globe. I know a game that will get you laid though. It's called "Put the controler down and go outside to socialize 2" it's a good game, comes with many good reviews. Sorry if I sound a little pretentious.

But that game has perma death and increasingly pervasive cookies that make it impossible to restart. /predictable joke

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Short answer: All of them.

Long answer: 100 Bullets, 2 Days to Vegas, 2010 FIFA World Cup, 211, 3D Dot Game Heroes, 428: Fūsasareta Shibuya de, 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand, AC/DC Live: Rock Band Track Pack, Afrika, Afro Samurai, Agarest Senki Zero, The Agency, Agent, Alien vs. Predator...
...X-Blades, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Yamasa Digi World DX, World of Warcraft

I got laid in highschool because my GF and I both loved to play Alien vs. Predator online.

 

[hippo24]

Anything that involves heavy books, axes, large spikes, billy-clubs, and your genitalia.
I know playing games like that when your alone and at home sounds like a good Idea, but it really isn't the best way to attract chicks.
Because lets face it, most women don't like genital mutilation as much as you.

Ohh, video games?.....well then... umm, Ill be going.