Games that won't get you laid

[Emeli]

Yeah, WoW isn't that bad. I met my husband there and knew quite a few married couples ingame.

 

[PsychoKez]

i only go out with gamer lads, not a gamer? then not a chance.

What if there was a guy who cured all the world's diseases with his smile, and spent his afternoons rescuing kittens and impovrished children?

only if hes a gamer, and i hate cats, i study diseases (so i'd be out of an occupation) and i don't wanna look after billions of children

 

[ColonelDiscussion]

Dance Dance Revolution.

 

[Darkmark44]

Or just play 'Glover'

'Hey babe, wanna see what I can do with my hand?'

 

[orangeapples]

I don't think video games have anything to do with getting laid. Perhaps the amount of time spent playing the game can prevent one from meeting real people.

if people were getting some action from playing video games, all I have to say is, "that is not what the rumble feature is for"

 

[Arachon]

I'll start, World of Warcraft.

Don't say that, a mate of mine had sex with a girl he met on World of Warcraft (it turned out that I knew aforementioned girl, not through WoW though, don't play it).

 

[Suda51]

world of warcraft.

Fact.

 

[Iron Mal]

Mass Effect will probably get in the way of achieving coitus (along with any game that actually has sex in it, just an observation) along with:

Any JRPG
Viva Pinata (I could feel my manliness being drained away when I played it round a friend's place)
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Any game that causes you to scream like a girl
Any game where genocide happens by your hand on a regular basis (alas, my girlfriend was not too impressed when she saw me playing Prototype)

 

[Trendkill6]

I'd say FFXI but that oddly has got me laid...

OT:Warhammer Online will NOT get you laid

 

[BlackJack47]

is it my super awesome game, "I love pancakes" the game is you make pancakes to speed metal, when ever you flip them and land it you scream as loud as you can "I LOVE PANCAKES".

Try that on a first date.

 

[mikecoulter]

Most games. Apart from Paradise City of course.

 

[so_bored678]

girl video games will make u a permanent virgin

 

[Infallible Fail]

All of them?
Some good friends of mine on an mmo hooked up.. it was sweet. now living, married, in puerto rico

 

[uncle-ellis]

Barbie horse adventure.

 

[OMLK5150]

I'll say World of Warcraft. (don't play it myself)

And Lula 3D.

 

[Mobung]

Russian Roulette.
Assuming you lose, of course.

 

[Fritzvalt]

is it my super awesome game, "I love pancakes" the game is you make pancakes to speed metal, when ever you flip them and land it you scream as loud as you can "I LOVE PANCAKES".

Try that on a first date.

You, sir, are a genius.

 

[PsychoKez]

is it my super awesome game, "I love pancakes" the game is you make pancakes to speed metal, when ever you flip them and land it you scream as loud as you can "I LOVE PANCAKES".

Try that on a first date.

You, sir, are a genius.

i'm seconding that

 

[vampirekid.13]

I'll start, World of Warcraft.

Btw, I'm not a newbie, just created a new account. Old one was "RobotoWorks", created back in August of '08.

multiple accounts are actually not allowed on the escapist, altho on topic i had sex while playing wow so i dont know how accurate that is. i would say any FPS because u actually have to focus and shit, on wow u can just press 2 buttons and have the other people carry you so u can pay less attention.



on a completely random tangent, where are you from? and where is the name "mitu" from?