Games you can't believe exist.

[Not G. Ivingname]

There are plenty of bad games we wish didn't exist, sequels of beloved series that utterly destroy the games that come before. These are not the game I am asking you to share. No, I am asking for games that just make you dumbfounded for their very insane concept and/or gameplay.

For example, did you know there was an official Mario FPS?

Ok, Rail Shooter is a better description, but Yoshi's safari on the SNES had Mario riding on Yoshi and blasting away any organic matter in his path with the Super Scope.

Spoiler: Yes, that Super Scope

In the game (assuming you got sold your soul to the devil to get a Super Scope that actually works) you shoot at Cheep Cheeps, Goomba's, the Koopalings in Mechs, and a Gun wielding Bowser with a chest energy beam.

I only heard of it through the Super Mario Wiki, and it utterly blows my mind that this game existed, let alone be released in 1993.

So, what insane games you know about you simple can comprehend how they were ever made.

 

[ephemeral10]

I can't believe that movie exists

 

[Ordinaryundone]

Any porn game like Custer's Revenge, Bubble Babes, BMX XXX, etc. I mean, I get WHY they exist, but the fact that someone LET them exist, and even thought at some point that it would make money, is ridiculous.

Also, any video game version of other arcade games, like pinball, darts, pool, skeeball, whatever. Why not just play the real thing?

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Wow, OP trumps anything I was about to say.

Desert Bus, I suppose.

 

[ephemeral10]

Custer's Revenge

I'm changing my vote to this. A game in which you play a man with a hard-on whose goal is to rape a woman is simply heinous.

 

[gostchiken]

Kingdom Hearts, seriously Final Fantasy and Disney?

 

[KEM10]

words words words...BMX XXX...more words

Sorry, but I loved BMX XXX. I was young enough to still think the edginess of it was cool, old enough to appreciate the porn, and still interested in sport video games to get a kick out of the core game play. Hell, that game had better controls than other T rated BMX games but came out at a time when there were massive amounts of extreme sports games and it needed something to stand out. It was a failed endeavor, but will alway hold a special place in my...heart.

OT: I am still shocked to see Cooking Mama on shelves. If I want to cook, I will go into the kitchen and play the real life version of it. That way when I do a satisfactory job I get food instead of points.

 

[TAGM]

I heard that they were coming up with something (Dino D-Day, I think) involving Nazi Dinos. Like, seriously.
That was a supprise.

 

[Captain Epic]

M&M's kart racing... I saw it on a shelf at my local game store and I struggled to not break out into laughter.

 

[flagship]

Chibi Robo, not only do you get the joy of house cleaning digitally but you have to constantly find power outlets to re-energize yourself.

 

[feauxx]

Any porn game like Custer's Revenge, Bubble Babes, BMX XXX, etc. I mean, I get WHY they exist, but the fact that someone LET them exist, and even thought at some point that it would make money, is ridiculous.

Also, any video game version of other arcade games, like pinball, darts, pool, skeeball, whatever. Why not just play the real thing?

+ RapeLay

 

[New Troll]

Any porn game like Custer's Revenge, Bubble Babes, BMX XXX, etc.

I've always been actually surprised there's not a TON more of these games with the amount of porn on the internet.

Anywho, the games that've always puzzled me are the Facebook games, especially Farmville. I can almost see people wanting to make a Mafia gang with thier friends, but to be a farmer!?! Course I'm also not into Facebook, so I don't know, maybe that site just needs games to pass it's user's time. Still don't get it though.

And what I REALLY don't understand... people buying Facebook game cards! I have one customer in particular who comes in at least once a week and buys $100 worth of Mafia Wars cards. What the hell is he buying?!? I know it's not a PS3/360 and actual games. I just don't understand.

 

[lacktheknack]

LSD Dream Simulator is a game where you dream, as based off one of the dev's dream diaries.

That's it.

It's absolutely fantastic, but who on Earth that that was a good idea?!

Whoever it was, bless their soul.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Dante's Inferno, one of the most tasteless insulting games I've seen that is not intended masturbatory aid.

 

[random980]

Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland...
seriously what was nintendo smoking!?!?

(wiki link for those interested)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freshly-Picked_Tingle's_Rosy_Rupeeland

 

[Neverhoodian]

Bomberman: Act Zero. They took a charming, memorable character and turned him into a "gritty" abomination.

How the hell did anyone think this was a good idea?!