Games you know will never come in your lifetime

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[Macrobstar]

Fallout: Washington.

*ahem* Fallout 3?

EDIT: Since when was there another Washington?

You did that just to fuck with us, didn't you?

No, I didn't. I figure that my fellow Escapists would know a thing or two about fucking geography. As you can see by my posts in this thread, the IS another Washington, the REAL ONE. It's called Washington, the other one is called Washington D.C. Fuck.

ok lets see how much you know about my country, england, what part of the country is peterborough in?

The north part of Cambridgeshire, which is on the east side of England.

well I'll be a son of a gun, i apologize, although didn't think many people outside of england knew about my town

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

An Elder Scrolls RTS game. That could be so awesome it would almost hurt.

Or maybe a sequel to Conker's Bad Fur Day, and a proper one, not some bullshit, toned down remake.

 

[EllEzDee]

Conker's Bad furday: Nut buster-a-plenty.

That's what it's called!
In an old gaming mag, i remember an advert with "lights out, deserter" and a war-geared squirrel targetting some other small animal with a sniper rifle. Always wanted to know what the hell the game was, but there it is! Awesome, thanks.

 

[Suicideking]

This:

Starcraft Ghost RIP

and the last two games in the Too Human trilogy

 

[JasonBurnout16]

A decent dinosaur game.

Try naming 1 spectacular dinosaur game in the last 10 years. Just one. >.<

 

[Harlemura]

Elite Beat Agents 2.
None of that Japanesey stuff, it's Agent J, Morris and Derek or bust.

 

[crusha_aa]

A decent dinosaur game.

Try naming 1 spectacular dinosaur game in the last 10 years. Just one. >.<

If only, if only. =(

Also, Outcast 2.

 

[moretimethansense]

Shenmue 3 and the final Legacy of Kain
the fact that I'll likley never get my hands on either makes me a sad panda

 

[katsumoto03]

a mmorpg that is more sucessful than wow

This right here fellas. Probably will never happen.

 

[Wolfpocalypse]

despite all these great games well never play, if you like fighting games wee pretty much entering a new golden age of fighting games! sf4, mvc3, sfxt, txsf, tttt, 3s online, sf4 again in 3d, the list goes on and on and on....
on topic id have to go with another legacy of kain game.. come on silicone knights, before all the people who played the first one die of old age would be nice... just sayin...

 

[soulfire130]

Conker's Bad furday: Nut buster-a-plenty.

That's what it's called!
In an old gaming mag, i remember an advert with "lights out, deserter" and a war-geared squirrel targetting some other small animal with a sniper rifle. Always wanted to know what the hell the game was, but there it is! Awesome, thanks.

I made that title up. lol

The only game that came after Conker's bad furday was Conker: live and reloaded.

 

[GiantRaven]

A procedurally generated free-roaming zombie apocalypse game where the only goal is to survive for as long as possible.

With the graphics and gameplay stylings of Stalker.

 

[Nieroshai]

Fallout: Washington.

Apologies for not reading the sarcasm/irony but Fallout 3 was set in Washington no?

No sarcasm or irony at all. I was referring to the state. I would normally go off on someone making a comment like that, insulting their level of education and such, but I won't because you're probably in another country or something considering how late it is here in the US (at least where I'm at, here in WASHINGTON), and as such I don't expect you to know anything about the geography of any country but your own.

Intentional or accidental snobbishness? Even most Americans will think DC whenever someone says Washington.

 

[Nieroshai]

Twilight: the Video Game!!

The reason it will never appear in my life is because I will end my life if they make it...

Brutal but still better than actually playing the game...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JIITiRc6ZWc/Swi4tW5RthI/AAAAAAAAACA/DxRHinEXVX0/s1600/Twilight-Video-Game-Box-Art-Revealed.jpg

 

[Akisa]

Does Duke Nukem Forever count?

 

[ae86gamer]

Shenmue 3. I just wanna play it.. ;.;

 

[LightningBanks]

sonic adventure 3. Hopefully sega will find the formula to the 1st 2 underneath an old desk or something, so they can realise why they were so good, and how the modern ones are awful.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Guitar Hero - Justin Bieber edition.
George Bush's Brain Training.
Westboro Baptist Church presents Singstar - Village people edition.
Postal 3 with Jack Thompson in the lead role.
Scribblenauts featuring Mohammed
Fear Effect 3 with two gay guys in the lead roles.
A rushed WOW 2 with no multiplayer.
Rock Star novelty classics - with a plastic cowbell, kazoo, stylophone, didgeridoo, ukelele, glockenspiel and theramin. Cost - around $500
A complete EA game with no DLC
Sim city Croydon
Industrial Packing Materials Tycoon.
Metal Gear Solid for PS Move - Cardboard box sold seperately.
To Catch a Predator for Kinect - features the return of Milo (too far?)
GTA Surrey - you walk around the town being slightly anti social and dropping litter and lose if an old woman tuts audibly.
Saw - High School Musical edition.
Gran Turismo 6 - Hybrid and electric vehicles only.
Fallout zero - set before the war, it follows your entirely normal life in a call centre.
The Final Fantasy.
Minecraft - Chilean DLC
FIFA Extreme - 22 guys one cup.
Crysis 3 - Minimum specs - 1 Large Hadron Collider
Duke Nukem Forever

 

[FFHAuthor]

A modern X-Com Strategy game.
A decent grand strategy Game set in the Star Wars Universe.
A grand strategy game set in the Star Trek Universe.
A piracy game set in the Star Wars universe.