Blasphemy? Lets see.
Grand theft auto is crap.
The cars all feel too light, everything is a bit murky, the controls are clunky, you would be better off watching the goodfellas while playing saints row 2.
Bioshock was pretty boring, no real moral dilemma, it had all the ambience of a laser quest game played in an old disused cinema in croydon, only slightly better then hexen or original quake.
All the rock band games are really just dance dance revolution for boys.
Halo is like a cross between quake and mario bros. A gritty shooter with its balls cut off.
Braid would be better on a phone or an in flight game for a plane.
Batman, felt stodgy, seriously. He felt about as stealthy as a shopping trolly on steroids. Only way you could make it stealthy was to play the entire game in 'epiletico' vision. He needed to be about half the size and a lit quicker. Suffered from Bioshock syndrome.
Monkey Island was ok when you were young, but even then you didn't REALLY enjoy it, you kind of liked it, but more as so you could avoid doing homework. It was never really 'that' fun, just you kinda wanted to like it and kinda wanted to laugh in the same way as the girl you are trying to shag makes a joke and you want to really really like it.
The Ps3 and Xbox are actually about the same, a bit like trying to say which of the proclaimers is sexier. They both aren't.
The pc is a shit games computer unless you are willing to invest roughly the same amount of money as the GDP of a small african nation.
All mac games are shit, all the good ones can be played for free as flash games.
The ds and psp are both shit. the DS is a game gear with a touch screen, although the graphics are slightly better than the Wii, which is so shit it is considered the 3rd proclaimer that is chained up in the attic but who has all the writing talent.
The PSP is shit as its by sony, as user friendly as a faulty landmine, no games even after being out for 500 years
Avatar is all that is wrong with games and films. Spending almost a billion dollars to tell us all to look after the planet.
If you had a billion dollars it could be better spent actually doing something GOOD for the planet, rather than make a movie about the land of giant smurfs vs red necks from the future. A billion dollars for that? Really?
Oh and the 3d was shit...yes it was.
It's colours were muted in 3d, the only good 3d bits were when it was ALL computer generated. Panadora only impressed those who have never seen any average cut scene in PC games for the last 15 years. If I had bought pandora as a computer game I would have pressed the bloody space bar ever 15 seconds to cut out all that crap.
When there were actual humans in the film they looked like 2d cardboard cut outs that moved, stuck on a 3d environment.
YOu looked like a cock when you wore the glasses...yes YOU.
ok, let's see how that goes down.
Grand theft auto is crap.
The cars all feel too light, everything is a bit murky, the controls are clunky, you would be better off watching the goodfellas while playing saints row 2.
Bioshock was pretty boring, no real moral dilemma, it had all the ambience of a laser quest game played in an old disused cinema in croydon, only slightly better then hexen or original quake.
All the rock band games are really just dance dance revolution for boys.
Halo is like a cross between quake and mario bros. A gritty shooter with its balls cut off.
Braid would be better on a phone or an in flight game for a plane.
Batman, felt stodgy, seriously. He felt about as stealthy as a shopping trolly on steroids. Only way you could make it stealthy was to play the entire game in 'epiletico' vision. He needed to be about half the size and a lit quicker. Suffered from Bioshock syndrome.
Monkey Island was ok when you were young, but even then you didn't REALLY enjoy it, you kind of liked it, but more as so you could avoid doing homework. It was never really 'that' fun, just you kinda wanted to like it and kinda wanted to laugh in the same way as the girl you are trying to shag makes a joke and you want to really really like it.
The Ps3 and Xbox are actually about the same, a bit like trying to say which of the proclaimers is sexier. They both aren't.
The pc is a shit games computer unless you are willing to invest roughly the same amount of money as the GDP of a small african nation.
All mac games are shit, all the good ones can be played for free as flash games.
The ds and psp are both shit. the DS is a game gear with a touch screen, although the graphics are slightly better than the Wii, which is so shit it is considered the 3rd proclaimer that is chained up in the attic but who has all the writing talent.
The PSP is shit as its by sony, as user friendly as a faulty landmine, no games even after being out for 500 years
Avatar is all that is wrong with games and films. Spending almost a billion dollars to tell us all to look after the planet.
If you had a billion dollars it could be better spent actually doing something GOOD for the planet, rather than make a movie about the land of giant smurfs vs red necks from the future. A billion dollars for that? Really?
Oh and the 3d was shit...yes it was.
It's colours were muted in 3d, the only good 3d bits were when it was ALL computer generated. Panadora only impressed those who have never seen any average cut scene in PC games for the last 15 years. If I had bought pandora as a computer game I would have pressed the bloody space bar ever 15 seconds to cut out all that crap.
When there were actual humans in the film they looked like 2d cardboard cut outs that moved, stuck on a 3d environment.
YOu looked like a cock when you wore the glasses...yes YOU.
ok, let's see how that goes down.
