Gaming Clangers

ThePlasmatizer

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We've all come across them in games where you think to yourself "did they really just say that?!"

What I'm talking about is the huge clangers that some games drop, like funny coincidences and subtle innuendo. Whether or not they are put in intentionally doesn't change the fact whenever you see them they are hilarious.

I've got a few that I remember vividly.

Magic Mushrooms - Mario/Zelda

oops Nintendo?

Cheap Hoe - Rune Factory

The first tool you get in the game is named cheap hoe.
Unfortunately you don't get the job class pimp if you collect more hoes.

Possibly the worst clangers I've ever heard (as there was VA) were in Luminous Arc and the innuendos were voiced by the Witch Vanessa:

"Hey, let me give you something nice.. close your eyes *wink* "

oh really?

"If you were my Rym, we could do...
so many things together... "

Rym (pronounced rim) were the names of the battle partners to the witchs.

"Come on Alph, why fight it? become my rym..."

PEGI thought it was suitable for 7 year olds.

Share some of the others you've heard.
 

The Shade

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Halo 3 has all sorts if you listen carefully.

To quote my favourite Grunt, "Fear my blue balls!"

Poor bastard...
 

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"Oh man, I'm so hungry! Good thing there's a food nipple back on the ship!"
 

Peetah1218

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the guy who you talk to after getting the nuka cola challenge in Fallout
"i want to plow her bean field"
"tap into her goods"
 

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Sion_Barzahd said:
One of the fences in oblivion is full of not-so-subtle innuendos.
Peetah1218 said:
the guy who you talk to after getting the nuka cola challenge in Fallout
"i want to plow her bean field"
"tap into her goods"
I think Bethesda do it on purpose. Like the smith in bliss (shivering isles expansion for Oblivion) says things like "You know what they say about a man with big hands". I laughed a lot.

Solid Snake? How blatant an innuendo is that?
 

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Damn you! You crushed my Soup Dragon related dreams! The Iron Chicken will have your head for this misappropriation of interest!
 

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Mirabelle Monet, who runs the Fo'c's'le inn in Anvil, in Oblivion.

"Sorry, I reserve my beds for seamen."

Check in on her after she turns in for the night and you'll see what else is reserved for seamen....
 

Peetah1218

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i think its MGS2, where if u look at a locker with a picture of an asian lingerie model and then open your codex it shows solid snake panting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDg3CYva390
at :29 is what im talking about
 

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Gah. And here I was hoping for the thread to be about the announcement of a Clangers [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HArUmqqiL0s] game.
 
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The Shade said:
Halo 3 has all sorts if you listen carefully.

To quote my favourite Grunt, "Fear my blue balls!"

Poor bastard...
yeah, for me its pretty much every line of dialouge added with the IWHBYD skull.

ah, now those made me laugh.