I'm a former pirate, and have never finished portal 1 or 2. Also I don't like Skyrim and only just got into minecraft.
Gaming Confessions
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When i play games where you can move corpses i like to stack them up in sexual positions and pretend to fuck them with my character...i might be out to save the world but my hero is a necrophilliac aswell 
The Wykydtron said:
Wanna play that game mr. Tron? I like big women , i resent the fact that there aren't enough sexy 300 pound women in langerie in videogames . The industry needs more variety in their depiction of women of all shapes and sizes . Especially plus size . I'm sick and tired of seeing sexy skinny bitches! I want sexy big girls . Why don't people make girls to my sexual preference ?
Your move !
[small] while what i say about my sexual preference is true , nobody take this serious post seriously please .[/small]
I traded in Skyrim two weeks after buying it because I really didn't like it. I did the same with Fallout: New Vegas.
I have never finished Final Fantasy VIII without cheats.
I tried to play Team Fortress 2, had no idea what was going on and never went back to it.
I have never finished Final Fantasy VIII without cheats.
I tried to play Team Fortress 2, had no idea what was going on and never went back to it.
Would really recommend giving it another shot, TF2 is easily one of the best shooters I ever played by a long shot and actually got a fairly good ratio of skill across servers. If you feel lost try playing Heavy or pyro (fairly low skill ceilings) or just make an engineer nest on defense. You might be surprised how useful you can be, even if you're not dive bombing enemy medics as a soldier.Colour-Scientist said:
OT:
Have yet to finish any Half Life game or System Shock 2; please don't hurt me, I'm working through my backlog and I'll get to it as soon as possible.
Why do you hate FTP? Sure, hate Riot's system, but hating the whole business model seems odd when it can be completely different from game to game. I'm sure you wouldn't hate Dota 2's FTP, since you're complaining about buying heroes. There's literally nothing that affects the game that you can buy with money, all heroes are free (plus the community is slightly better. Not much, but a bit).
OT: I thought Bioshock 1 was a boring piece of crap. Infinite looks alright, but I'll probably just watch a playthrough instead of getting it, since the gameplay still looks kinda dull.
OT: I thought Bioshock 1 was a boring piece of crap. Infinite looks alright, but I'll probably just watch a playthrough instead of getting it, since the gameplay still looks kinda dull.
It hasn't aged well, and anyone who says otherwise is in denial.The Wykydtron said:
OT: I've got a ton of half-finished games lying around. It's rare that one game captures me well enough to keep me only playing it until I finish it, so I'm usually jumping back and forth between two or three different games, and then I never finish any of them.
I can't enjoy the combat system of D&D CRPGs. Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Icewind Dale, I just can't get into them because of the ridiculous rules and combat. But I love Knights of the Old Republic. Imagine that. It even extends to Morrowind, though that's more because it's what is supposed to be an action-RPG that still relies on die rolls for the combat. Blegh. Fuck off, Morrowind, that stab clearly hit the damn mudcrab on the shell.
Slight extension of the last one, I don't particularly care about anything Bethesda does. Skyrim was pretty fun, but nothing about Morrowind, Oblivion, or Fallout 3 grabbed me in any way.
I respect Sonic Unleashed. The night stages were hit-or-miss and had no business being in a Sonic game in the first place, but the day stages paved the path for Sonic Colors and Generations.
I had more fun with Bioshock 2 than the first one. Andrew Ryan pretty much carries the first game, and while 2 didn't have an antagonist like that, more of the actual characters were memorable for me and the gameplay was so much tighter and better balanced.
I don't care about what people call sexism in video games, and laugh inside when my friends talk about how sexist a game is for having sexualized characters -- like Isabella in DA2, even if it fits her character.
I also never actually cried during The Walking Dead, but my feels were felt for sure.
I also never actually cried during The Walking Dead, but my feels were felt for sure.
When I played Demon's Souls online, I was a particularly nasty black phantom. As a black phantom, my one and only goal is to see you dead.
I did not bow before a fight. I did not bow or taunt if I won a fight. I deliberately attacked players foolish enough to bow to me, a black phantom. I would exploit whatever opening you gave, to see the job finished.
However, I was also particularly nasty toward black phantoms. I would turtle them from behind an Adjudicator's Shield+5 with a Scraping Spear+5(I only used the Scraping Spear AGAINST black phantoms, not AS a black phantom). Especially if they were dual wielding Uchigatanas.
Hey, invade and try to kill me in my world, I'll fight you on my own terms.
The hate mail I would get was quite amusing, since I didn't adhere to any 'Code of Honor' and actually DID make use the Scraping Spear.
...I don't really have anything to confess.
I did not bow before a fight. I did not bow or taunt if I won a fight. I deliberately attacked players foolish enough to bow to me, a black phantom. I would exploit whatever opening you gave, to see the job finished.
However, I was also particularly nasty toward black phantoms. I would turtle them from behind an Adjudicator's Shield+5 with a Scraping Spear+5(I only used the Scraping Spear AGAINST black phantoms, not AS a black phantom). Especially if they were dual wielding Uchigatanas.
Hey, invade and try to kill me in my world, I'll fight you on my own terms.
The hate mail I would get was quite amusing, since I didn't adhere to any 'Code of Honor' and actually DID make use the Scraping Spear.
...I don't really have anything to confess.
I absolutely love Skyrim. One of my favorite games of all time (after 20+ years of gaming). I didn't like Oblivion and didn't even play Morrowind.....
My list of unfinished games is embarrassingly long. And it includes Skyrim...
I also enjoy CoD multiplayer. Sorry.
My list of unfinished games is embarrassingly long. And it includes Skyrim...
I also enjoy CoD multiplayer. Sorry.
A lot of "confessions" are things that wouldn't feel wrong if people weren't jerks. IJW shouldn't apologize for liking CoD.
My confession is one that actually makes me a jit I feel. I've told people Psychonauts was a good game even though I haven't had the chance to play it since I bought it. The reason I do that is that the last time I admitted I hadn't played it I was accused of being a hypocrite for saying I like "fun".
My confession is one that actually makes me a jit I feel. I've told people Psychonauts was a good game even though I haven't had the chance to play it since I bought it. The reason I do that is that the last time I admitted I hadn't played it I was accused of being a hypocrite for saying I like "fun".
I used the Dragon head cheat in Dark Souls after getting fed up with Blighttown. Don't think I would've been able to platinum the game otherwise, so it's a tainted platinum to me.
Cheated in Dark Souls as well by copying the crafting stones. Farming them was so fucking dull though, so I have no remorse.
Cheated in Dark Souls as well by copying the crafting stones. Farming them was so fucking dull though, so I have no remorse.
I bought doa alive beach volleyball and rumble roses xx.
I was only 13, there was boobies, i was weak......
But I will defend rumble roses for being fun still.
I was only 13, there was boobies, i was weak......
But I will defend rumble roses for being fun still.
Every time I hear someone say that they prefer DmC: DmC over DMC3/4 it makes me want to throw my computer across the room. I will say that I don't hate the game at all but I can't see ANY reason that it is better than 3&4 and even 1 in some regards.
Also I'm incredibly sick about hearing about all the sexism in games, seriously just get over it.
Also I'm incredibly sick about hearing about all the sexism in games, seriously just get over it.
I bought the former, and I wasn't 13. If they remake it in HD, I'll buy it again. Twice. Just in case the first disc turns to ash after a full year of ceaseless spinning. The DoA girls and all the voyeurism aside, the volleyball was actually good. Yeah, I said it. We played a lot of versus when I took it into college. Forgot about Halo 2 for days. And we forgot about work, truth be told.Marcus Kehoe said:
Now, confession time:
- There used to be a bug in XCOM (the new) where if you ALT-F4'd as a soldier was being killed by an alien shot, the autosave would be at the start of the turn before it happened. After discovering this bug, I managed to ignore it until the end of the game. In the final room, I used it twice.
Ah big boobies.krazykidd said:
Leads to my second confession; in Civ V, I always make my religion the "Church of Oppai" or "Oppaiism". Its just hilarious every time.
Everyone shall bow down and bask in the glory and benevolence of the Oppai!
(Or we'll drop nuclear weapons on you.)
