Gaming Haikus

[JakubK666]

Pretty easy game.Post your haikus.

I saw a Pyro
Tried to blast his tiny brains out
Shit he is close...arghhhh!

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I have the gas now,
But to complete my full scheme,
I need more pylons.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Speedy thing goes in,
And a speedy thing comes out.
For that, Chell, is Portal.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

A blade in the crowd
Swift as the Eagle may fly
Altaïr strikes soon

Rolling stuff for fun
Destroying entire towns
It's Katamari

inevitable
Madly swinging the crowbar
Headcrab eats your face

 

[Johnn Johnston]

We have all your base.
Someone set us up the bomb!
All for great honour.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Zombies in a mall
Everything is a weapon
Only three more days

 

[ninja chicken]

banana
I killed it
I got 10k points

 

[Ultrajoe]

I Shot an Ally.
He Fell Out Of The Map Area.
Was He Ever There?

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Are those mutants dead?
I no longer have ammo.
Am dead in two swats.


By the way that's a reference to Uncharted.

 

[NinjaSkills]

I killed a henchman
He had a wife and six kids
I slept peacefully

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Orc, Elf, or Kajjit?
The options are infinite.
It's only just starting.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Sand zombies galore,
Their foe leaps high overhead.
So agile, that Prince.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Oh no you didn't
Mercenaries want their cash
But you didn't pay

 

[NinjaSkills]

Guitar or Sickle
My favorite ways to kill
Kill every last one

 

[Avalanche91]

Trough the fire on hard
The flames can't stop my riffs now
Fuck those hammer-ons

 

[fedpayne]

The locust tunnel,
But I have the chainsaw gun.
Shameless blood splatter.

Angsty immigrant
Seeking that special someone.
Ignore my cousin.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Hunter, Boomer, Tank
Arrive at the hospital.
Zombie-proof Chopper.

 

[Mr. Fister]

A former princess
Now half the size of us all
Annoying, at first

"It's time for revenge."
"Let's attack aggressively."
Lamest quotes ever

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

Why don't you talk, Link?
Did a bomb blow off your tongue?
Is that why you yell?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Hey, Listen! Navvi here.
Hey Listen! Hey Listen! Hey!
I'm your help..URK...SPLAT!

I have seen such sights
Orion ships aflame, C beams glitter
Like tears...Time to die.

Hunters On Francis!
DO.I.LOOK.LIKE.ONE.OF.THEM?
Cover me. I'm healing.