Gaming Jokes

[Xprimentyl]

Watching (well, listening to) some guy platinum Elden Ring, and when he gets to Astel, he tells his girlfriend he's "fighting anal beads." I can't unsee it now. Timestamped below.

 

[BrawlMan]

Ryu Hayabusa fans vs. Dante fans.
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[BrawlMan]

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[hanselthecaretaker2]

Fits pretty well.

 

[BrawlMan]

Devil May Cry - Last Resort

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[TheMysteriousGX]

 

[Chimpzy]

"Nintendo is supposed to be the family affordable console. I can get an Xbox for cheaper."
"Yea, but then you'd have an Xbox."

Ohohoho, savage.

 

[Chimpzy]

We've got a system for people who can't afford €90 games. It's called Switch 1.

 

[Chimpzy]

 

[BrawlMan]

Yahtzee reads Kingdom Heart's lore.

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[Xprimentyl]

Relatable.

 

[Chimpzy]

https://www.twitch.tv/sajam/clip/ShinyStupidWoodpeckerNotLikeThis-0YmLuB__CWZdlBUH

Bit of context: SNK (probably urged to by the Saudis) put soccer player Christiano Ronaldo and dj Salvatore Ganacci into the new Fatal Fury game as characters.

And, like, is it me, or is SNK just not giving a shit? Because that animation is awful.

 

[BrawlMan]

https://www.twitch.tv/sajam/clip/ShinyStupidWoodpeckerNotLikeThis-0YmLuB__CWZdlBUH

Bit of context: SNK (probably urged to by the Saudis) put soccer player Christiano Ronaldo and dj Salvatore Ganacci into the new Fatal Fury game as characters.

And, like, is it me, or is SNK just not giving a shit? Because that animation is awful.

Fuck the Saudis. I was going to get this game so long as they want to put their dicks in it. Unfortunately, they chose the worst possible time to do this. Not mention somebody that's been involved with rape/sex harrasment charges twice, and paid the second victim them off to make it go away. I love SNK, but this is not the SNK i know nor want.

 

[Bedinsis]

Relatable.