There once was a fellow named Phoenix
with hair like he came from Square Enix.
A lawyer recruit
in his nicest blue suit
who strived to uphold legal edicts.
When clients did face a rejection,
he gave them his legal protection.
His finger he'd aim
and the liars he'd shame
as with vigor, he cried out "OBJECTION!"
He had a boss named Mia Fey
whose talent would blow you away.
She was hit on the head
and... it has to be said...
...that she'd just lived her very last day.
At the scene was young Maya, her sister.
She looked up at him and said "Mister!
"I think I've been framed!
"She was gone when I came!"
But still, among suspects they'd list her.
Miles Edgeworth would prosecute her case...
...now, he was a guy with a nice face.
When he started to sneer
well, the fangirls would cheer!
(and post racy fan art on their MySpace.)
He said "Phoenix, you're losing this fight!
"You know I'm undoubtedly right!
"I will not abide
"in this girl's fratricide!
"And to prove it, I'm calling Redd White!"
Now, Redd White spoke in nothing but hot gas.
As a businessman, sure, he was first class.
But his record you'll see
And I'm sure you'll agree
That the guy's nothing but a big jackass.
White bent basic truths as he saw fit
and fooled everyone with his slick wit
until Mr. Wright
saw things in a new light
and then angrily yelled at him "HOLD IT!"
"You lie on the witness stand, good sir!
"Judge, look at my proof, and you'll concur!
"On that fateful night
"Oh! There was a great fight!
"But it's WHITE who struck killing blows, not her!"
With the new evidence all submitted,
they unraveled the lies that White knitted.
With striking precision,
judge made a decision:
"Not guilty! Go on! You're acquitted!"
So when jail is your basic direction,
make Phoenix your lawyer selection!
At little expense
he'll complete the defense
as he shouts a triumphant...
My work here is done.
