Gaming nerd chat up lines

[RustlessPotato]

I would just go " LEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS" from across the room we would find ourselves in and then kiss her.

And then get peppersprayed. And then get beaten up by her boyfriend. And then getting arrested for sexual assault. And then get sexually assaulted in jail by some one who wants to Leroy Jenkings my Deep Roads of Orzammar with his Nugbane.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Got a pretty bad one. It had to be League of Legends related of course

"I hope you warded your bottom bush cuz i'm gonna gank you so hard you'll be Exhausted in no time "

[sub]Nailed it![/sub]

 

[Vault101]

I don;t need pick-up lines

hi there...do you play agmes? what games do you like? I play alot...haha no none of that "angry birds crap", I have a PS3 and my laptop, my favorite is Mass Effect...

 

[Luftwaffles]

We'll bang, ok?


60% of the time, it works. Everytime.

/lowcontent