Gaming nerd chat up lines

pulse2

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You've tried all that cool charming / flirting crap that the cool kids do and it didnt seem to work, this one cant relate, looks like they only speak the ancient language of gaming, sooooo give us your best gaming chat up lines, thats sure to impress. So heres a kb one to start things off. Are you a final boss because baby you're hard to beat.
 

Eclipse Dragon

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I'm at a loss...

I'd like to rescue you from a fire breathing turtle.

You're much better than my weighted companion cube.
 

Suicidejim

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"Hey baby, did you just use charm on me? Because it was super effective."

The above pick up line is actually a trick. If she is flattered, she isn't worth your time. However, if she points out that charm is a stat altering move and therefore cannot be super effective, then it's time to pull out your Steelix and use Horn Drill on her until she faints.


Other Tips:

- Remember, the best girls choose to use Swallow over Spit Up.

- If she likes to use Submission, Imprison her and Thrash her (and don't forget to keep up that Mean Look while you're at it).

- If your tastes are a little Dark, try a Bite on her. She'll enjoy the Punishment.

- Even the smallest monster can become fearsome after using Growth.

- If she's colder than Ice, a little Fiery Dance might just be super effective.

- Be careful when finishing with Giga Impact, as you'll need some time to recover before you can carry on.

- When using your Wood Hammer, watch out for recoil.

- If you're good enough to make her faint, there is a good chance she may pay you for your services. Feel free to spend this on medication and performance enhancing drugs.

- If someone makes eye contact with you, you are officially allowed to walk up to them and whip out your Seviper, regardless of time or place.

I can do this for hours.
 

DanteLives

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If you were the one who used Attract on me, then it's made me smitten as hell with you.
 

Sixcess

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If you'll be my Love Interest I'll show you my Extended Ending.

...

I should go now.
 

Eclipse Dragon

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"Are you a hitmonlee? cause your body is kickin."

Ok ok I'm not gonna take credit for that, a quick Google search landed me this. A list of Pokemon pick up lines.

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/pokemon.html

Moving on...

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"You're my Final Fantasy."
 

Esotera

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Are you Mass Effect 3, because that ending was highly disappointing.

I'm not sure if any of these would ever work.
 

Nerexor

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Hey baby, wanna be the peach to my bowser? *apply chloroform and drag girl off to my castle*

...What?
 

Wintermoot

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gall you turn my software into hardware!
wanna play with my joystick?
I got a game for you it,s plug'n'play

these pretty much have pepper-spray to the face written all over them

all your hearts are belong to us
 

number2301

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This one [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP9z4LRUuf0] genuinely worked in an online chatroom once. But no I can't really.