Gaming quotes...

HellRaid

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"SPY'S SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!"
"SPY'S SAPPIN' MAH DISPENSER!"
"SPY'S SAPPIN' MAH TELEPORTER!"
"SPY'S STABBIN' MAH SPINAL CORD!"

I made that last one up :)
 

NeoDeath90

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Sly 3 with:

Bentley: Any trouble with that guy?
Sly: No, but he did say something about wanting to be buried in his mom's pasta sauce.
Bentley: Yeah.....that's....that's strange.
 

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"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.
Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.:p
Of course he is, he's got balls of steel
and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh
Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....
Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now
This is starting to get more and more homosexual.
Bingo!
Indeed it is
Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...
You had to google that didnt you XD
hands of germanium
Ok, you got me on that....
Toes of Promethium!!!
Oooh youre good

fingers of bronze
Into compounds now, are we?
You're on.
Marrow of Californium Dioxide!!!!
This is going to get silleh before it gets funny

bones of francium
Dammit I will not be defeated!
Larynx of Dysprosium Tribromide *****!!!!!!!
Skull of gold
They might have already used gold...
ahh, whatever.
Brains of Ununhexium!!!!
hair of magnesium
Feet of Seaborgium?
We must stop this soon.
One last shot: Spine of Ytterbium Dichloride!
Glasses of mercury (what its a metal)
Toenails of Sodium?
Eyeballs of Tungston!!!!!!
 

jackbomb9

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A lot of the stuff the Grunts say in Halo (the first one) is pretty funny.

An example (which I'm sure I heard)

Upon killing a grunt, another shouts 'He was my lover!'

Much lols were had by all.
 

balimuzz

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Search bar!!!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum..."
--Duke Nukem
 

shwnbob

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The faster we go, the harder we hit it, the more us brothers pull together- GTA4 Lost and the Damned. I love that line
 

Dragon Zero

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I'm surpried people have yet to quote a certain kill crazy droid.

"Are you sure I can't kill him master, not even a little"

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope."

"Query: is there someone you want killed master?"

"You are like a delightful random cruelty generator."

I also like one of the speech options in Mass Effect when Ashley mentions that her father is dead yet still watches over her, you have the option to say "He's not a zombie is he?"

and of course

Wrex: Shepherd
Shepherd: Wrex
 

HPoirot

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Den Mother: I told you not to follow. Now YOU MUST DIE!
Razputin: But--
Den Mother: THAT IS THE WAY OF THE RAINBOW SQUIRTS!

I love that game so very much.
 

Instant K4rma

StormFella
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Random Raider in Fallout 3 in VATS. I threw a nade at him and in the deep, slow motion voice: "Holy fuck!"
 

Acaroid

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Fwiffo for the win XD

way 2 much to quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfatG2cYKTw&feature=related

just watch and listen to the awsome music XD

this game has the most enjoayble writing of any game, ever!!
 

PataDeLoro

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Asha - "Come on! You're mine!"

Dan (with Scrambler on) - "See this shirt? It's cool. You're not. I win".

Both from Iji.
 

YuheJi

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"Such is the fate of the enemies of man."
"Show me what passes for fury amongst your misbegotten kind!"
From those Space Marines, of course.

And Liberty Prime is awesome.
"Embrace democracy or you will be eradicated."
"Democracy is non-negotiable."
 

Dman7

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the best i have heard that i can think of is
"A Man Chooses a slave obeys" - Andrew ryan