Gaming quotes...

[WittyName]

"Would you kindly?" Frank Fontaine/Andrew Ryan from Bioshock.

This.

 

[Julianking93]

Anything Drebin Says from MGS4

 

[Christemo]

ill make a few.

"Me busy, leave me alone" Peon in warcraft 3.

"all your base are belong to us" cats, from you-know-what.

"someone set up us the bomb" mechanic from you-know-what.

"FALCON PAWNCH" you know who.

"im gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck" the duke.

"oh what perfect timing, i was just about to put the kettle on". Kha-Baleth in Heroes of Might and Magic 5. that demon sovereign has a sense of humor.

 

[Extravaganza]

Nuclear Launch detected.

 

[leirbag]

"What can change the nature of a man?", from Planescape Torment, is the best gaming quote EVER. Can't believe nobody mentioned that one yet.

I also love the robotic "Goliath online" from SC, it just sounds so damn badass.

Also, pretty much everything said by a character voiced by the late Tony Jay (Fallout's Mutant Lieutenant comes to mind) kicks an incredible amount of ass.

 

[PirateKing]

"Tch, monsters. After this, there'll just be one less to worry about." Leon S. Kennedy

 

[HaussVonHorne]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

You win... This cannot be beaten. X3

 

[Padfoot13]

XMEN! WELCOME TO DIE!

-Magneto, xmen arcade beat-em-up

 

[achilleas.k]

AmrasCalmacil: Love the Deus Ex quotes!!!

I'm going to have to go to WarCraft for my quotes though:

"MORTAAAAAAAAAAAAAR COMBAAAAAAAAAAT"
and of course,
"They came from... BEHIIIIIND!"


EDIT: Sorry for being pedantic but I seem to recall Duke's quotes as:
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum" (and if I remember correctly, he says it right at the beginning of the first stage of the third chapter) and

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck" (which he says as soon as the first chapter boss encounter starts, and then he actually does it once you kill him)

 

[PhantomCritic]

"The cake is a lie"

 

[D-warrior]

Not an eargasm one, but the trauma caused by this makes it classic: "Hey! Listen!"
"

another traumatic one:"hero your health is low" from fable
it was hilarious in fable 2 when in the loading screen it said that the guild master was found dead with the words "your health is low" carved into his head

 

[ucciolord1]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.

Of course he is, he's got balls of steel

and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh

Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....

Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now

This is starting to get more and more homosexual.

Bingo!

Indeed it is

Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

"Yeah I'm ready to bounce" - Zoey from L4D

Haha, in dodge ball the leader of globo gym says "lets bounce!" I use that saying all the time.

 

[Xvito]

Anything from the Ur-Quan Masters is an instant winner... Everyone here has played that game... Right.

If not, then you should be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

"The cake is a lie"

Agreed, i cried cause its so delicious and moist. :'(

 

[zerzxes]

The original Fallout games had a lot of hilarius conversations, like these:

"Don't drink glowing water."
--The Vault Dweller

"How about you and I... well, you know... get together."
"Listen... uh... but I... uh... I-I like guys, okay? Whew! Uh, excuse me, I got stuff to do."
--The Vault Dweller and Tandi

"I am the bringer of death. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy... Or give me a sandwich, I'm pretty hungry."
--The Vault Dweller

"Do I have to sacrifice a puppie to join?"
--The Vault Dweller about the brotherhood of steel

"I'll get you during my next save game."
--The Chosen One

"It's a peaceful village. Except for the plants possessed by evil spirits... and of course, the temple of trials filled with those deadly spear traps and the man-eating giant ants."
--The Chosen One

"Most people have evil spirits. You? You have stupid spirits. Go see shaman, get hole in head..."
--Sulik

ok, I'l stop now...

 

[bounceback11]

In eternal sonata after winning a battle one of the characters always says 'go wash yourself off' the way he says it makes it sound just a tensy bit sexual and creepy lol.

Also curse of monkey island-

Edward Van Helgen: You shot my banjo!
Guybrush: You can?t say that. That shot could have come from that grassy knoll.

Guybrush: What do you know about lifting voodoo curses?
Murray: Oh sure. I know a lot about lifting curses. That?s why I'm a disembodied talking skull, hanging on a spike, in the middle of a swamp!
Guybrush: You sound bitter.
Murray: I?m sorry, it?s been a rough day.

Also Dawn of War: Walk softly and carry a big gun is a classic.

The merchant from Resident Evil 4 'What are ya buying?' is genius

 

[Kellerb]

You are as smart as Boo sometimes! xD (cookie for first one to name the game)

minsc from bauldurs gate ^^

 

[Oisnafas]

These woods are thicker'n boomer shit.-Bill

 

[neuromasser]

You are as smart as Boo sometimes! xD (cookie for first one to name the game)

minsc from bauldurs gate ^^

Spoiler: Here's your gamer cookie xD