Gangsta's Paradise

[Sore Thumbs]

I wrote this song as a parody to Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise".

It is meant to be read why listening to the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxF-ImXaUdE

"As I walk through EB Games, I'm holdin' my breath,
Hopin' there's a copy of Super Mario left,
Cause I've been blastin' & laughin' so long,
Even the thrill of FPS's is nearly gone,

I pick up the box and then I observe it,
"Super Mario Tennis"? I'm not lookin' to serve it,
Over to the clerk, I am walkin', about to be talkin',
I ask him where is Super Mario Glock?

I almost punched him in the hip when he said he didn't know,
About to give him a lil' poke & then he spoke, "fool"
If you lookin' for that game you may also like,
Down the aisle to the right,
We got "Sniper Scopic Sight"

We been spendin' most our lives liven' in a gamer's paradise,
We been spendin' most our lives liven' in a gamer's paradise,
We been spendin' most our lives liven' in a gamer's paradise,
We been spendin' most our lives liven' in a gamer's paradise,

Look at the situation they got me facin',
I can't live a normal life, my skin's afraid of the light,
My skin burns at the touch of a light beam,
I play games cause I lack self-esteem,
My mum says I'm cool but I think she playin' wit my mind,
Gotsa have a bag of Cheetos in my hand, if I don't I die,
I'm blocked out of gamer, restricted to Teenager,
Cause violence be more offencive then Kramer, Says the disclaimer,
Meth ain't nuttin' but a cough drop to online play,
Just as addicting, and there is far less to pay,
I'm level 14 now, but will I get to 15?
Me fallin' to level 12's are almost routine,

Why are they, so blind to see,
The awesome affects, ot the PS3?

We been spendin' most our lives liven' in a gamer's paradise,
We been spendin' most our lives liven' in a gamer's paradise,
We been spendin' most our lives liven' in a gamer's paradise,
We been spendin' most our lives liven' in a gamer's paradise,

Flower & the money, Money & the Flower,
Play PSN games so much, haven't time to shower,
Everybody's runnin', half of them ain't lookin',
Playing teamsneak, like they be cops in Brooklyn,
My mom's on the phone, tryin to reach me,
Tellin' me I gotta learn, then she hears "leave a message after the beep please",
I start to pant, at the implant,
Of Ms.Croft, Tomb Raider is Sony's slap in the face to Microsoft,

We been spendin' most our lives liven' in a gamer's paradise,
We been spendin' most our lives liven' in a gamer's paradise,
We been spendin' most our lives liven' in a gamer's paradise,
We been spendin' most our lives liven' in a gamer's paradise,

Why are they, so blind to see,
The awesome affects, of the PS3?
Why are they, so blind to see,
The awesome affects, of the PS3?"

 

[Lord George]

Well done, you have a lot of time on your hands,hooray.

 

[Sore Thumbs]

Indeed

 

[HardRockSamurai]

I can't really get into this sorta thing...

[small]"Gangsta's Paradise" wasn't even that good of a song to begin with...[/small]

 

[megapenguinx]

I liked it, I sang it a bit, then played the original song for comparison. I have to agree, you have way too much time on your hands.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

inventive.....definitely
Sad......just a touch

nice work though dude.

 

[hamster mk 4]

Nice work. I like Amish Paradise a bit better but Wierd Al is the king of these things. You should try going arrount game stops and see if some of the employees want to help you make this a video for youtube.

 

[Oolinthu]

I love how all these people with post counts in the hundreds and thousands are telling the OP he has too much time on this hands or that what he's done is "sad".

 

[Meanderings]

I have to agree with the consensus on this one; someone has too much time on their hands.

 

[The Shade]

Do I detect a subtle bias there against Microsoft? Hmm?

 

[The Shade]

Do I detect a subtle bias there against Microsoft? Hmm?

"Subtle" like a brick to the head?

Subtle like a PS3 to the head.

 

[El Poncho]

I can't really get into this sorta thing...

[small]"Gangsta's Paradise" wasn't even that good of a song to begin with...[/small]

Well it's coolios favourite song

 

[TheScarecrow]

"Subtle" like a brick to the head?

Or like Red Faction 3's Geurilla warfore.

 

[esperandote]

hehe very good. i was really into this song, even though i didn't knew english at the time.

 

[TheScarecrow]

"Subtle" like a brick to the head?

Or like Red Faction 3's Geurilla warfore.

That's fun though.

I'm sure there's better.

 

['-_-]

"Amish Paradise" by Weird al Yankovic:

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
But thats just perfect for an amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows... fool
And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Ive churned butter once or twice
Living in an amish paradise
Its hard work and sacrifice
Living in an amish paradise
We sell quilts at a discount price
Living in an amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An amish with a tude?
You know thats unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we aint really quaint, so please dont point and stare
Were just technologically impaired

Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like robinson caruso
Its as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Were just plain and simple guys
Living in an amish paradise
Theres no time for sin and vice
Living in an amish paradise
We dont fight, we all play nice
Living in an amish paradise

Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
Raised a barn on monday, soon Ill raise anutter
Think youre really righteous?
Think youre pure in heart?
Well, I know Im a million time as humble as thou art
Im the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
So dont be vain and dont be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Were all crazy mennonites
Living in an amish paradise
Theres no cops or traffic lights
Living in an amish paradise
But youd probably think it bites
Living in an amish paradise

Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch!