Gearbox Clarifies CEO's Steam Comments

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

You can almost imagine Gabe Newell having a talk with Randy.

Don't be too proud of these Half Life episodes you've constructed. The ability to release a good Half Life game is insignificant next to the power of STEAM.
Don't try to frighten us with your games platform, Gabe. Your sad devotion to that online shop has not helped you conjure up episode 3, or given you the ability to program for the PS3...
[Gabe raises his hand and Gearbox's stock starts plummeting]
I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Of course someone would speak up.

Enough of this! Gabe, fix the stocks!
As you wish.
This bickering is pointless! Now Gabe Newell will provide us with information on the release of Half-Life Episode 3, by the time new the NVIDIA cards are operational.

You two have just WON THE FUCKING GAME.

And you made me lose The Game. Thank you. Jerk. Although those quotes were quite hilarious.