Geek Rehab

[sirkai007]

It's 5:00 AM here and I'm likely just in need of sleep more than anything.

If you were sent to rehab for being a geek, how would you introduce yourself to everyone at your group therapy session?

"Hi everyone, I'm Kai and I'm a star wars geek. I once distracted my driving test instructor by talking about video games and KotOR. I have the original sound track to Star Wars on 8 track and a giant Pez Dispenser in the shape of Chewbacca that plays the Star Wars theme"

 

[El Poncho]

What the fuck am I doing here?

 

[Zhandarr]

Hi everyone, my names Matt,and I'ma gaming geek. I bought all the castle crashers figurines and have played all the fps I own at least 5 days nonstop including MW2, Uncharted 2, Killzone 2, Resistance 2, Resistance, Bioshoc, and Fallout3.

 

[Trivun]

Hi, my name's Trivun and I'm here to talk to you today about... Wait a minute, this isn't a group writing session! You tricked me!

(punches therapist for tricking me and runs away...)

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Hi, My name's Harry and I know too much I guess. So are you guys going to pummel my head in with sticks or something?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Hi, my name is Peter.

Now whos got lunch?

 

[Charli]

Hi my name is charli and I'm here to laugh at all your stories unpitiously.

 

[Octorok]

Hi, my name is Peter.

Now whos got lunch?

I brought bananas and Tolstoy!

Silly Furby, we can't eat Tolstoy. He's all soft and wrinkly.

I've brought Pancakes!

 

[Swaki]

i misread, i thought it was greek rehab, in which case i would introduce my self as "hi my name is Sakilaris Amoriginos and no one can pronounce my name"

but since its geek "hi my name is Sakilaris and i'm a geek" "hi sa..what was your name again" "i have to eat for less than 1 euro a day in order to afford my gaming habit"

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

"Hi, I'm Henry and why the fuck am I here? All I did was play games 4-6 hours a day!" *leaves and takes energy drink vending machine from corner*

Random Geek: "THE ENERGY DRINKS! NOW WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO SLEEP!

 

[Hirnu]

"Hi, I'm Ryan, and I'm perfectly fine with my current lifestyle, so if you don't mind... (pulls out DS)

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

You cannot grasp the true form of my geekiness!

Do you see what I...? No...?

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

*I arrive in suit of amour with sword.* "Hi, I'm Ben and I like fantasy games. I'm a level 20 mage on Dragon Age and I'm off to pwn the arch demon! *stabs instructor and runs.*

 

[Dragonearl]

I thought it said Greek Rehab!. Imagine my disappointment when I saw no greek girls in this thread. Op you fooled me, you fooled me good.

Anyway here is my contribution:

"Hi!, I am Bruce Wayne. I am looking to runaway with a lot of hot models on a boat. Point me to my destination!"

 

[zen5887]

Hi, my names Lachlan. I spend most of my time daydreaming about D&D, videogames or Wrestling. I also play in a band =)

 

[dududf]

Hi I'm Duncan.

That's about it. *Walks out*

 

[Sebenko]

"Hi, I'm mew, and I have a problem... with you."