I would do all the slut bull crap that women pull at the bars. I would flirt with multiple guys and make them think they have a chance. I would constantly say annoying women phrases such as, "oh my god that is so cute." Every sentence out of my mouth with start with, "oh my god." I would constantly text everybody. I would bump and grind on some random dude, then when he went to the bathroom, I would pretend like he did something wrong and ignore him.
Gender Swapped for a month. Now what?
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Yeah, I'd do that if I could grow long hair without it curling and making me look feminine even with the beard. I'd probably also have serious neck problems from all the compulsive headbanging I'd be doing.Mossberg Shotty said:
Anyway, on topic... Well, I'd undoubtedly do the sex stuff, like most people. If for no other reason, it'd be the only chance I'd ever have to try that out. I don't know if I'd stick to females or not though. I wouldn't have a problem with the people I'd be with either way. As it stands, I rarely find women that I both like and am attracted to and have to settle for one or the other. One person mentioned the risk of being assaulted and having dramatically reduced strength, but that wouldn't bother me. In a self-defence situation I'd rely on surprise and precise strikes over brute strength anyway.
Outside of sex, yeah, I'd most likely take advantage of the change in identity, in various illegal ways. Thieving, rather than assassination. Well, maybe just a little bit of assassination...
Another person mentioned the issue of clothing no longer fitting. I have enough female friends that I could undoubtedly borrow stuff of of them I'd have to explain the situation to them and would get some serious ribbing, but I get that from them anyway. Besides, I wouldn't be able to go a month without running into a load of them.
Lets see, a different body for a month.
Kinda makes you unaccountable for actions that happen during said month.
So theft, lots of theft.
I'd have to make sure security cameras see me though.
Kinda makes you unaccountable for actions that happen during said month.
So theft, lots of theft.
I'd have to make sure security cameras see me though.
Get some clothes from my sister so I could go to work. Play video games. Spend time with family.
I don't think I'd care. I'd just be glad to be alive.
I don't think I'd care. I'd just be glad to be alive.
Probably a lot of sex stuff to see what it feels like in a woman's body, and then see what other ways I could make the most of the month, but I can't think of much else besides cloning.
I'd probably take time off work for starters and luckily I don't begin school yet.
Next I'd probably see what my new voice sounds like when doing Let's Plays, and finally same as most others here would and that would be exploring my new body...>.>
Next I'd probably see what my new voice sounds like when doing Let's Plays, and finally same as most others here would and that would be exploring my new body...>.>
I guess I'd get free drinks at a bar in order to mock men. Of course, that assumes I'd be a pretty woman. There's still the fear that my new weaker woman body wouldn't be able to hold its liquor and I'd wake up with a dude...
Same thing I do now. Sit around a lot and go for random walks. I don't like people, if I was female I still wouldn't like people.
I'd probably enjoy having a much easier life for those 30 days. Though unless my actual mind changed I'd probably mourn the sudden unexpected loss of my penis 
Masturbate.shadowstriker86 said:
Furiously and thoroughly.
Wait, what happens if you get pregnant and then you change back to being a man? Do you just have a dead fetus stuck inside your... I dunno, prostate? That's the guy version of the womb, right?AccursedTheory said:
After 30 days, does everyone remember us as being male, as if we never swapped during that month? Cause.. That could both be awesome, and.. well, the opposite there-of depending on what exactly it was, that you did do.
By swapping genders, I'm assuming the basis of who we are would remain the same. But the way we think, would change because of the gender.
Example:
I imagine lots of sexless-nights due to having a headache.
By swapping genders, I'm assuming the basis of who we are would remain the same. But the way we think, would change because of the gender.
Example:
I imagine lots of sexless-nights due to having a headache.
I admit I go into this totally calm and happy state when someone else is brushing or playing with my hair, but dealing with it myself usually ends with me swearing. So difficult to keep it untangled, straightened enough that I don't look weird and dealing with all the split ends. I'm just lucky my best friend is a hair stylist. It's just such a hassle.Mossberg Shotty said:
I'd totally love to be a guy and have short hair and it not look weird. Instead of a 45 minute shower and another 15-20 minutes of blowdrying/styling (that's basic make it not look like shit, not even curling it or anything) I could wash in 5 minutes and go. Short hair does not suit my round face as a female.
I'll work off this assuming it is the start of next month.
Now I'm not sure why I would have kicked the guy in front of a bus. Either he did something really bad to deserve it or I was possessed by some malevolent force. Anyway assuming the guy is still alive I would go apologise to him for what happened. I'd probably prefer being a really attractive female than just an average looking male.
Anyway college doesn't start until September, so I wouldn't have to deal with that. First thing I would do is tell people close to me what happened. Then I'd get new clothes. I'd make sure to keep a journal of my experiences. I'd put it up on the internet in time. One thing is I have a dance to go to with my girlfriend at the end of next month. Not sure if she will still want me to go with her. And if she does if I would have to get a dress. Anyway for the most part I would just be doing the same things I normally do.
Now I'm not sure why I would have kicked the guy in front of a bus. Either he did something really bad to deserve it or I was possessed by some malevolent force. Anyway assuming the guy is still alive I would go apologise to him for what happened. I'd probably prefer being a really attractive female than just an average looking male.
Anyway college doesn't start until September, so I wouldn't have to deal with that. First thing I would do is tell people close to me what happened. Then I'd get new clothes. I'd make sure to keep a journal of my experiences. I'd put it up on the internet in time. One thing is I have a dance to go to with my girlfriend at the end of next month. Not sure if she will still want me to go with her. And if she does if I would have to get a dress. Anyway for the most part I would just be doing the same things I normally do.
I'd probably go insane by Week 3...it'd be interesting to experience being female for just a couple of days, 1 week MAX, but any longer than that would probably result in me sitting in my room and not leaving till the month is up.
The harsh truth is that I don't know anything about women's fashion, shoes, celebrity/beauty magazines, "hot guys" and whatever else they tend to be interested in and gossip about all damn day. At least that's the impression I've got from the handful of girls in the office aged between 19-28.
Not to mention I wouldn't even know what to tell my groupies who would inevitably start nagging me to come and play a few games of rugby/touch with them (or meet at the gym) because they haven't seen me in weeks, having to put all that on hold would plain suck.
And finally, that menstruation cycle. I know it affects different women to varying degrees (from "hardly" to "really bad") but having to deal with something like that AT ALL just sounds like a colossal pain in the...err...ass, even if it's only once in the month
The harsh truth is that I don't know anything about women's fashion, shoes, celebrity/beauty magazines, "hot guys" and whatever else they tend to be interested in and gossip about all damn day. At least that's the impression I've got from the handful of girls in the office aged between 19-28.
Not to mention I wouldn't even know what to tell my groupies who would inevitably start nagging me to come and play a few games of rugby/touch with them (or meet at the gym) because they haven't seen me in weeks, having to put all that on hold would plain suck.
And finally, that menstruation cycle. I know it affects different women to varying degrees (from "hardly" to "really bad") but having to deal with something like that AT ALL just sounds like a colossal pain in the...err...ass, even if it's only once in the month
Well, first off, it was a bet and, initially, I won... so, not only am I a female for a month, I also have an extra 20 dollars for kicking a midget into a street... (The bus thing was not planned, mind you... *shiftyeyes*)shadowstriker86 said:
Anyway, I can see this being played out in three different ways:
1. It would turn into the general synopsis plot of Takumi Ga Seitenkan shite Fuck sare makuru (aka TSF Monogatari) after the genderswap (but without the "happy ending", given this will only last for a month...)
2. I would begin to slowly hit on all of my friends... which may or may not lead to the taking of one's virginity... multiple times over...
3. I live out the month the same way I always do... while wishing for a Kashimashi-like scenario to happen... ("Why did my crush had to be a lesbian?" LOL)
Other than that, I would still be the most random 11/10 female to try to get to know before sex... only with more sex... and less midget encounters... and about the same amount of "general" touching...