generally accepted facts about life

[Instant K4rma]

If something can go wrong, it most likely will go wrong.

 

[plank_man180]

That bacon is godly. It was created by our lord to save us from evil things.


HALLELUJAH! PRAISE JEBUS!

 

[Dags90]

Evolution.

Spoiler: Also this.

[sub]Points for picking out one of the truisms in the painting without consulting Google.[/sub]

 

[Shoggoth2588]

We aren't going to see flying cars...ever...outside of The Jetsons.

The end is neigh: Always has been and, always will be.