Genie

[Souplex]

You find a Genie and are granted three wishes. The only rule is that your wishes cannot alter your ability to make wishes (No infinite wishes, omnipotence or ability to grant your own wishes) What do you wish for?
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[Cargando]

An unstealable sack that fills itself with the most valuable currency in the world at the time.

 

[awesomeemosewa]

Endless suplies of ice-cram, women and videogames

 

[randomrob]

wisdom, love and infinite money? yeah i think that about covers everything.

 

[Yudas]

I wish to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I can.
The wisdom to know the difference.

Those are not just an overused prayer. Having all three would give peace to my mind.

 

[El Poncho]

Am I allowed to wish for a new Genie to appear everyday to grant me a wish?

If so that if not these 3: 1. A wish that I will find a pot of gold in my cupboard(why find?because genies are good at dictating how you achieve your wish)
2. A photographic memory
3. The ability to be good at problem solving.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

1I wish for that cubbroard that brings action figures to life (I dunno, always wanted one)
2 Able to not die due to old age
3 Working Space Marine power armor

 

[Souplex]

Number one, a PDA type thing that lets me control everything in the universe and create alternate dimensions to dick around in.

I need no 2 or 3.

That goes against the one rule I specified, try again.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Money. Lots and lots of money. Oh, and a lamborghini. Also, immortality(The kind of immortality which renders you immune to diseases).

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

1. Medical attention
2. Stop my farts from smelling that badly ever again
3. Make that fart I just did go away

Save me!

 

[GodofDisaster]

I wish for.

1. Self Esteem and lots of it.

2. Being good at maths.

3. To succeed in the Media business. I mean really Succeed.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

The ability to change one thing, of any mass and complexity, into another thing of my choosing, instantaneously. Like alchemy in FMA, but no equivalent exchange.

That's pretty much all I'd need to make Humanity the rulers of this universe.
how many grains of sand on a beach? what if I could turn each of those into a fully functioning (Space)ship? yeah.

 

[WeedWorm]

To get rid of my speech impediment.
To get, at least, ?20 million (after tax) from the lottery or whatever.
And keep the third for something else.

 

[Raven's Nest]

Did somebody say... Genie?

I don't get to make wishes.... *sniff*

 

[ShadeOfRed]

I wish I was god.
I wish I was in complete control of my powers.
I wish you could never ever grant wishes again.
I win.

 

[Souplex]

I wish I was god.
I wish I was in complete control of my powers.
I wish you could never ever grant wishes again.
I win.

That goes against the rule I specified.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

I wish I was god.
I wish I was in complete control of my powers.
I wish you could never ever grant wishes again.
I win.

That goes against the rule I specified.

It's a wish, who puts rules on those? This isn't Fairly Odd Parents, Soup.
PFFFF Fine.
I wish I could die as much as I wanted. I don't even need the other two.