Genies... Three wishes... What would you wish for?
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aww you could have said a happy meal and got 2 extra wishes.DudeC said:
1. A magic fridge that could produce any food or drink that I fancy.
2. Super intelligence. This could lead to ,money, success, etc.
3. "I wish you were free genie!"
every seems to be wishing for omnipotence so i'll be a bit different.
omniscience. past that, i guess i dont really need anything.... except pyrokinesis, cause fire is badass.
omniscience. past that, i guess i dont really need anything.... except pyrokinesis, cause fire is badass.
1. power over time, in any way i want to. i.e. make time speed up around my enemies, so they die of aging in mere seconds, make myself age slowly, (not aging at all would be boring), or going back to age 10, but keeping my current mental capacity. also, pause time, dip into a cash register, leave. also, if i ever got shot, or something equally unpredictable, to have time itself rewind a few minutes so i could avoid that.
2. that the woman of my dreams would love me like I love her.
3. the power to fly at any speed, height, position i wanted to.
2. that the woman of my dreams would love me like I love her.
3. the power to fly at any speed, height, position i wanted to.
1. Peace in the Middle East (as that's the only way it's ever going to happen)
2. Everyone learns to spell properly
3. Mind control.
2. Everyone learns to spell properly
3. Mind control.
Eh, rule three is kinda a deal breaker for most the wishes here. Especially the chap who wished for a six pack.
Okay, mine are a bit... specific...
1. I wish for an extra-dimensional mansion that exists only in a pocket dimension that I can open by bringing forth the door by holding my right hand to a flat surface and willing the door to appear. Once I go in, the door dissappears. I can choose exactly where the door appears when I exit.
Okay, now that I have a completely broken magic house that will allow me to travel wherever I want and get any funds I need, I'll better myself.
2. I wish for perfect photographic memory. Read a book once and have it memorized. Listen to a foreign language and pick it up without effort.
3. Germany to be wiped out by the french. I am neither from france nor germany, but I do believe in karma. Sure, it's been like seventy years since they last tried to dominate the world, but they got it coming.
Okay, mine are a bit... specific...
1. I wish for an extra-dimensional mansion that exists only in a pocket dimension that I can open by bringing forth the door by holding my right hand to a flat surface and willing the door to appear. Once I go in, the door dissappears. I can choose exactly where the door appears when I exit.
Okay, now that I have a completely broken magic house that will allow me to travel wherever I want and get any funds I need, I'll better myself.
2. I wish for perfect photographic memory. Read a book once and have it memorized. Listen to a foreign language and pick it up without effort.
3. Germany to be wiped out by the french. I am neither from france nor germany, but I do believe in karma. Sure, it's been like seventy years since they last tried to dominate the world, but they got it coming.
1. end global warming
2. infinite wisdom
3. Star Platinum as my Stand (from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
2. infinite wisdom
3. Star Platinum as my Stand (from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
1. Mind Control
2. Ok this is a big one. I wish that whenever im playing an online game(like xbox live), and some 12 year old kid comes in and starts trash talking and uses lewd and racist language. I wish I had the ability to magically climb out of their TV and beat the shit out of them with their own controller!
3. I wish my car(red 82 trans am) was like K.I.T.T in Knight Rider! But with a female voice! (Don't deny it, you know that would be sweet.)
2. Ok this is a big one. I wish that whenever im playing an online game(like xbox live), and some 12 year old kid comes in and starts trash talking and uses lewd and racist language. I wish I had the ability to magically climb out of their TV and beat the shit out of them with their own controller!
3. I wish my car(red 82 trans am) was like K.I.T.T in Knight Rider! But with a female voice! (Don't deny it, you know that would be sweet.)
1. The truth about which religion is true (if any of them are)
2. Something that will stop People from killing other people
3. A cure for cancer or (if cancer has been cured) All of Ironmans suits (that would be sweet)
2. Something that will stop People from killing other people
3. A cure for cancer or (if cancer has been cured) All of Ironmans suits (that would be sweet)
1)I wish for another 10 genies each with the same offer
2)money, Money MONEEEEEEY
3)Valve to pull their thumb out of their arse and actually work faster
2)money, Money MONEEEEEEY
3)Valve to pull their thumb out of their arse and actually work faster
This depends - is this one of those friendly genies that will grant the intent of your wish, or one of those malicious ones that will twist your wish for its own amusement?
If it's the former, then my wishes are as follows:
1: For my body to become fit and well-muscled (not steroidal, though - just trim, lean and athletic) with 20/20 vision. I'm working on this one anyway, but it's not much fun the conventional way.
2: my physical condition will never deteriorate, no matter how lazy I am or how much I eat, save for a normal human aging process.
Wish three depends on the nature of the genie. Pleasant one who gives you what you want:
3: If at any time in the future I and/or any of my loved ones (and it is up to me to decide who is a loved one) are about to suffer accident, misadventure or terminal illness, then the genie will immediately intervene to prevent our death or mutilation and remove the threat. This wish is good for an unlimited number of interventions.
If the Genie's a malicious trickster, then I will have ascertained this fact by the end of the second wish, in which case the third will be:
3: To be returned to the exact state that I was in before I began wishing, with the exception of retaining my memory of the exchange.
If it's the former, then my wishes are as follows:
1: For my body to become fit and well-muscled (not steroidal, though - just trim, lean and athletic) with 20/20 vision. I'm working on this one anyway, but it's not much fun the conventional way.
2: my physical condition will never deteriorate, no matter how lazy I am or how much I eat, save for a normal human aging process.
Wish three depends on the nature of the genie. Pleasant one who gives you what you want:
3: If at any time in the future I and/or any of my loved ones (and it is up to me to decide who is a loved one) are about to suffer accident, misadventure or terminal illness, then the genie will immediately intervene to prevent our death or mutilation and remove the threat. This wish is good for an unlimited number of interventions.
If the Genie's a malicious trickster, then I will have ascertained this fact by the end of the second wish, in which case the third will be:
3: To be returned to the exact state that I was in before I began wishing, with the exception of retaining my memory of the exchange.
1) That me and my girlfriend have the ability to manipulate our physical forms however we see fit (height, mass, apperance, health etc.)
2) That we will ALWAYS have enough money to live comfortably and happily.
3) That in general, everyone in the world will be more empathetic towards their fellow humans. Hopefully this would make the world a better place.
2) That we will ALWAYS have enough money to live comfortably and happily.
3) That in general, everyone in the world will be more empathetic towards their fellow humans. Hopefully this would make the world a better place.