I'm disappointed, I thought this thread would be about a gentlemanly way to make a headshot.
"Carl, i'm afraid I must kill you"
"Oh? That's unfortunate, any particular reason?"
"I'm an assassin, Carl."
"Oh! Roit! Roit! Nasty buisness that."
"Yep, so, I thought i'd ask if you mind if I.. Well, you know, kill you."
"Well, I suppose it'd be quite rude of me to interfere with your work by trying to stop you, so by all means!"
"Roit! Roit! One last thing.. What about your wife? Can I hit that Carl?"
"Well I don't think that'd be entirely appropri--" *BOOM*
"Glad I have your blessi-- Oh crikey, I got blood on me favorite shirt!"