George Carlin

[Vek]

"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me; I quit!'"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Probably the "Difference Between Football and Baseball" skit.

 

[SimuLord]

Probably the "Difference Between Football and Baseball" skit.

Indeed, Carlin's observational humor at its very, very best.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Seeing as how "Religion Is Bullshit" was already posted, I'll choose this:
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[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Carlin for president. He's dead you say? Carlin for God!!!

 

[AvsJoe]

I have always loved his "baseball vs football" bit. And his "7 Words" bit. In fact, I dislike very few of his routines. He was a true legend (though he could've been better in movies; Dogma and Excellent Adventure were the only two roles I liked of his).