George Takei Demonstrates Why He Should Play Spider-Man

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That was funny and entertaining, give George the part, I'll pay good money to see him as Spiderman.
 

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Sorry, not a fan of George Takei in anything he has ever done also last I checked the character Peter Parker was young and not old and is shown in movies, tv shows, video games, comic books, etc. as white. (Not trying to appear racist just trying to keep to source material.)

So sorry I don't think so. However if he wanted to try to audition for a villain perhaps...
 

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I could have lived my whole life without seeing that last close up with him saying, "Oh My". That being said Spider Man does not deserve the talent that is George Takei. What Takei deserves for acts like this are beyond the reach of man.
 

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Harbinger_ said:
Sorry, not a fan of George Takei in anything he has ever done also last I checked the character Peter Parker was young and not old and is shown in movies, tv shows, video games, comic books, etc. as white. (Not trying to appear racist just trying to keep to source material.)

So sorry I don't think so. However if he wanted to try to audition for a villain perhaps...
You do realize that this is a joke and that Tekei is just using this video to promote the actual Broadway musical that is is already in..... right?
 

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Oh man, what a perfect jab at the production. Also, I'm glad he wasn't being serious, when I saw the title, I feared the worst.
 

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RoBi3.0 said:
Harbinger_ said:
Sorry, not a fan of George Takei in anything he has ever done also last I checked the character Peter Parker was young and not old and is shown in movies, tv shows, video games, comic books, etc. as white. (Not trying to appear racist just trying to keep to source material.)

So sorry I don't think so. However if he wanted to try to audition for a villain perhaps...
You do realize that this is a joke and that Tekei is just using this video to promote the actual Broadway musical that is is already in..... right?
Actually no I honestly had no idea.
 

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When I saw this for the first time, my thoughts immediately went to "... why didn't they finish that song?"

So I did it for them.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, George Takei should be Spider-Man
He's a vet, and he's sly
All-around awesome guy
Takeeeeeeeei! He should be Spider-Maaaaaaaaan!


Is he good? Listen, bud
He's got musicals in his blood
He can swing from a thread
Just don't let him fall on his head
Takeeeeeeeei! He should be Spider-Maaaaaaaaan!


Packed house eeeeev'ry night! Ev'ry scene is sublime!
When you hiiiiit the lights, he will sing, dance and rhyme!


Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Friendly George Takei Spider-Man!
By his fans he's adored
Big checks aaaaaare his reward!
Hey there! If you have got some haaaaaaaang-ups
His job will be just baaaaaang-up
TAKEI AS SPIDER-MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
 

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HAHAHAHA that's an awesome rendition of the song. Maybe they'll incorporate that into his 2nd audition tape :p
 

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See, all this proves is that George Takei should be in Goddamn everything. Also, that the Nietzschean superman exists and is a really really gay Asian man.
 

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George Takei is too damn likeable to find creepy, and has an awesome sense of humor about himself
 

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The video destroyed about 85% of my mind.
KoDOmega said:
When I saw this for the first time, my thoughts immediately went to "... why didn't they finish that song?"

So I did it for them.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, George Takei should be Spider-Man
He's a vet, and he's sly
All-around awesome guy
Takeeeeeeeei! He should be Spider-Maaaaaaaaan!


Is he good? Listen, bud
He's got musicals in his blood
He can swing from a thread
Just don't let him fall on his head
Takeeeeeeeei! He should be Spider-Maaaaaaaaan!


Packed house eeeeev'ry night! Ev'ry scene is sublime!
When you hiiiiit the lights, he will sing, dance and rhyme!


Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Friendly George Takei Spider-Man!
By his fans he's adored
Big checks aaaaaare his reward!
Hey there! If you have got some haaaaaaaang-ups
His job will be just baaaaaang-up
TAKEI AS SPIDER-MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
And this managed to get the other 15%. Pardon me, I need to have a lie-down now. *thud*