Get a ZOMBIE for your yard!

[solidstatemind]

a bit on the pricey side for a gag, but hey- if you own a house, you can probably afford it.

http://www.skymall.com/shopping/det...&cm_mmc=RSS-_-SkyMall-_-NewArrivals-_-product

EDIT: had to switch up the thread title to keep this from falling off the front page. Apparently, 'homeowners' is a bad word or something.

 

[solidstatemind]

damn. That didn't work. Hmmm... to repost or not to repost...

 

[Trivun]

damn. That didn't work. Hmmm... to repost or not to repost...

Not to repost. I'm sorry, but if no-one replys to your thread after a short while then it shows no-one is interested, and no amount of reposting, or indeed thread bumping, will change that. I had to tell someone else that last night, but I think they got the message. Just a friendly bit of advice for you, since you appear to be new to the whole 'posting threads' thing.

 

[ZeeClone]

a bit on the pricey side for a gag, but hey- if you own a house, you can probably afford it.

You're kidding right? I've never been more broke!

 

[teletran3]

Everything from SkyMall is overpriced.

 

[solidstatemind]

damn. That didn't work. Hmmm... to repost or not to repost...

Not to repost. I'm sorry, but if no-one replys to your thread after a short while then it shows no-one is interested, and no amount of reposting, or indeed thread bumping, will change that. I had to tell someone else that last night, but I think they got the message. Just a friendly bit of advice for you, since you appear to be new to the whole 'posting threads' thing.

Respectfully, I disagree. (but the retitle appeared to work, so it's moot.)

When I made the original post, I failed to take into account that many of the users here are students, and thus I might not be able to find a thread title that would be less appealing to them than one using the word "Homeowner".

Am I actually thinking that people would buy it? No, but I think that spending 15 seconds clicking a link that has something that makes you chuckle briefly is kind of the point of the Escapist, so it might just be worth reposting to ensure you had a proper audience.

Trust me; I know what I'm doing. It was an entirely rhetorical question.